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Kevin Costner to Make Another Baseball Movie (Humor)
Intercepted—an email from Academy Award winner Kevin Costner to Bull Durham director Ron Shelton. To: RShelton@aol.com From: Costner.K@danceswithbaseball.com Ronnie, Took the kids to see Batman this weekend...
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God to Penguins: See What I Did There?
With the Pittsburgh Penguins hanging on to the dream of a possible Stanley Cup win, The Almighty is giving a press conference outside the Mellon Arena...
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A Montreal Canadiens' Fan Guide: Cheering for Another Team in the Finals
With the Habs out of the race for Lord Stanley's Cup, I had a decision to make. Usually when my team doesn’t make the playoffs, no matter the sport, I choose a “backup” to root for...
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Et le But! There's always next year for the Montreal Canadiens.
If I was the coach of one of the original six, I'd put Jesus in nets. He saves. And that's just what Montreal Canadiens coach Guy Carbonneau did...
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Beer Bongs and Bitches: Business As Usual for Matt Leinart
Alternate Titles for this article:The Art of Douchebaggery: An instructional video with Matt Leinart. Spring Break 2008: Matty ‘n Nick’s Wild Ride We’re going streaking! Nick, check her ID...
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The End of an Era: Brett Favray
Dear Mr. Favre,In the summer of 1998 I saw There's Something about Mary. The film contained a wonderful line, delivered by Ben Stiller: "What about Brett Favray?" Since then I have always referred to you as such...
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NFL Quarterbacks: Where's the Fun?
Perfect cheekbones do not a perfect season make. Tom Brady is talented, attractive and one of the best QBs out there, but the guy looks like he’s passing a stone out on the field. Get your kidneys checked or lighten up...
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Dancing with Miami's Jason Taylor
Jason Taylor is on Dancing with the Stars?!? It's not bad enough you're a DE for the Miami Dolphins?!?I guess it can't be any worse than watching Master P waltz. That was awkward...
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Patriots Still Pretty Perfect, Tom Brady Still Hot...and Human
Damn, it must feel good to be a Manning. Two years in a row they stomped out Mr. California Cool. Peyton did it last year in the AFC Championship game. Eli did it this year in front of millions of people at the Super Bowl...
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Doomsday: What if New England doesn't win the Super Bowl?
With the Super Bowl looming, we must be prepared for a scenario so scary, people dare not speak its name. The “what if” of this scenario will leave the world in shambles...
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A Fan's Perspective: Football Will Always Be There for You
Matt Flynn drops back in the pocket and surveys the field. He isn’t Brady. He isn’t Brees. Hell, he isn’t even Leinart, but he gets the job done. Louisiana State University vs...
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Last Manning Standing: Eli Comes Into His Own
Countless hours of therapy to rebuild your self-esteem from living under your brother Peyton's shadow: Approx $2400Removal of "Eli Manning sucks!" graffiti from the side of your house:Approx ...
