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Kevin Costner to Make Another Baseball Movie (Humor)

Intercepted—an email from Academy Award winner Kevin Costner to Bull Durham director Ron Shelton. To: RShelton@aol.com From: Costner.K@danceswithbaseball.com Ronnie, Took the kids to see Batman this weekend...

Written by Elisabeth Galina about about 1 year ago 849 reads 4 comments
God to Penguins: See What I Did There?

With the Pittsburgh Penguins hanging on to the dream of a possible Stanley Cup win, The Almighty is giving a press conference outside the Mellon Arena...

Written by Elisabeth Galina about about 1 year ago 2,008 reads 17 comments
A Montreal Canadiens' Fan Guide: Cheering for Another Team in the Finals

With the Habs out of the race for Lord Stanley's Cup, I had a decision to make. Usually when my team doesn’t make the playoffs, no matter the sport, I choose a “backup” to root for...

Written by Elisabeth Galina about about 1 year ago 968 reads 7 comments
Et le But! There's always next year for the Montreal Canadiens.

If I was the coach of one of the original six, I'd put Jesus in nets. He saves. And that's just what Montreal Canadiens coach Guy Carbonneau did...

Written by Elisabeth Galina about about 1 year ago 1,246 reads 6 comments
Beer Bongs and Bitches: Business As Usual for Matt Leinart

Alternate Titles for this article:The Art of Douchebaggery: An instructional video with Matt Leinart. Spring Break 2008: Matty ‘n Nick’s Wild Ride We’re going streaking! Nick, check her ID...

Written by Elisabeth Galina about about 1 year ago 3,058 reads 11 comments
The End of an Era: Brett Favray

Dear Mr. Favre,In the summer of 1998 I saw There's Something about Mary. The film contained a wonderful line, delivered by Ben Stiller: "What about Brett Favray?" Since then I have always referred to you as such...

Written by Elisabeth Galina about about 1 year ago 509 reads 1 comments
NFL Quarterbacks: Where's the Fun?

Perfect cheekbones do not a perfect season make. Tom Brady is talented, attractive and one of the best QBs out there, but the guy looks like he’s passing a stone out on the field. Get your kidneys checked or lighten up...

Written by Elisabeth Galina about about 1 year ago 1,017 reads 6 comments
Dancing with Miami's Jason Taylor

Jason Taylor is on Dancing with the Stars?!? It's not bad enough you're a DE for the Miami Dolphins?!?I guess it can't be any worse than watching Master P waltz. That was awkward...

Written by Elisabeth Galina about about 1 year ago 1,085 reads 5 comments
Patriots Still Pretty Perfect, Tom Brady Still Hot...and Human

Damn, it must feel good to be a Manning. Two years in a row they stomped out Mr. California Cool. Peyton did it last year in the AFC Championship game. Eli did it this year in front of millions of people at the Super Bowl...

Written by Elisabeth Galina about about 1 year ago 1,529 reads 8 comments
Doomsday: What if New England doesn't win the Super Bowl?

With the Super Bowl looming, we must be prepared for a scenario so scary, people dare not speak its name. The “what if” of this scenario will leave the world in shambles...

Written by Elisabeth Galina about about 1 year ago 1,132 reads 23 comments
A Fan's Perspective: Football Will Always Be There for You

Matt Flynn drops back in the pocket and surveys the field. He isn’t Brady. He isn’t Brees. Hell, he isn’t even Leinart, but he gets the job done. Louisiana State University vs...

Written by Elisabeth Galina about about 1 year ago 980 reads 14 comments
Last Manning Standing: Eli Comes Into His Own

Countless hours of therapy to rebuild your self-esteem from living under your brother Peyton's shadow: Approx $2400Removal of "Eli Manning sucks!" graffiti from the side of your ...

Written by Elisabeth Galina about about 1 year ago 1,703 reads 28 comments

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Elisabeth Galina Article Archive

Kevin Costner to Make Another Baseball Movie (Humor)

God to Penguins: See What I Did There?

A Montreal Canadiens' Fan Guide: Cheering for Another Team in the Finals

Et le But! There's always next year for the Montreal Canadiens.

Beer Bongs and Bitches: Business As Usual for Matt Leinart

The End of an Era: Brett Favray

NFL Quarterbacks: Where's the Fun?

Dancing with Miami's Jason Taylor

Patriots Still Pretty Perfect, Tom Brady Still Hot...and Human

Doomsday: What if New England doesn't win the Super Bowl?

A Fan's Perspective: Football Will Always Be There for You

Last Manning Standing: Eli Comes Into His Own

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