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Elisabeth's Bio

Writer Elisabeth Galina was born in Montreal, a metropolitain city in Canada that sent their baseball team to live in Washington to have more money to spend on their somewhat decent hockey team.

As a child she lived in New Orleans where she learned to love the Saints and Harry Connick Jr. And although she is allergic to animals, she was thrilled when LSU won the BCS championship again, because of which she tends to yell out “Geaux Tigers!” for no reason at the most awkward of moments.

A chronic lactose intolerant with a penchant for eating dairy products, Elisabeth Galina likes to use humor as a defense mechanism.

Upon graduating from Concordia University in 2004, Elisabeth promptly moved to New York City to work for Rolling Stone magazine. Her plan was flawed, however as Rolling Stone magazine was never informed. She basically spent the summer trying to bum lifts to the Meadowlands to find fellow Canadian Jesse Palmer to borrow money. Once she returned to Montreal she discovered that someone from her childhood had been recently drafted by the Giants and now had no choice but to take them on as her “backup” team for when the Saints didn’t go marching in.

When she’s not busy telling people she went to preschool with Eli Manning to get free drinks, Elisabeth enjoys talking with a thick south Boston accent and practicing her speech for her future Oscar win in the “Best Original Screenplay” catergory.

She owes fifty cents to the New Jersey Turnpike and twelve dollars to the Palisades Parkway. She does not have an EZPass but continues to drive through EZPass lanes. Eventually she will be banned from the great state of New Jersey.

Elisabeth supports Matt Leinart in his decision to be a phenomenal quarterback in college yet stink in the NFL. “He’s pretty,” she says “So it works out.”

Her fantasy football team consists of seven quarterbacks, Randy Moss, Reggie Bush and one NHL goalie. “I like the underdogs,” she claims, “You know that autistic guy Cutler from Denver and that guy from New England who knocked up Natasha from Sex and the City.” When asked how her fantasy team is expected to perform well with seven quarterbacks, Randy Moss, Reggie Bush and one NHL goalie she replied “I’ve got Drew Brees playing tight end and Carey Price to run the ball. That’s allowed, right?”

Elisabeth despises Brett Favre because his name should be pronounced FAVRAY and whenever something goes wrong in her life she writes Brett FAVRAY a letter telling him to retire. On March 4th, he finally listened to her.

She hopes to one day become an American citizen. Joey Harrington since you have nothing to do, you should call her.

She decided to write her bio in the third person because that's what Ricky Henderson would do.

Should you want to hire Elisabeth for parties, Bar/Bat Mitzvah's or you work for TSN, RDS, ESPN etc and would like to offer her a job please email her at elisabeth.galina@gmail.com.

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The Short List facts and information about Elisabeth Galina

Favorite Athletes

Sean Payton (he has to train hard to stand on the sidelines with his lips pursed)

Favorite Sports Teams

New Orleans Saints, Matt Leinart Baby Makers, New York Giants, Matt Leinart Pretty Boys, New England Patriots, Matt Leinart Sexies, New York Yankees, Matt Leinart Hotties, Montreal Expos (RIP), Wassup Matt Leinart how u doin?, Montreal Canadiens (Jesus Price Superstar)

All Time Sports Moment

When Drew Brees' contacts got knocked out during a Monday Night Football game and John Madden said "Now here's a guy who when he puts his contacts in, he can see better."

Most Memorable Game Attended

Some Expos game I saw when I was about 12. I don't remember exactly what happened but Darrin Fletcher def caught some sweet balls.

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

My dad once watched 6 straight hours of NASCAR...he has a PhD.

Ruth or Mays?

Walker (Larry, when he had hair on his head circa 1990)

Unitas or Montana?

Manning

Pele or Maradona?

futbol? are you for real? who the hell watches that?

Jordan or Gretzky?

Marovich

Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

Geaux Tigers

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  1. by Neil
    2 days ago

    yeah, i'm still living in NDG, toronto sucks, but at least you'll be able to mock all the idiot leaf fans up close. congrats on eli.

  2. by Neil
    3 days ago

    things are good, not much new. working for koodo mobile now, loving it. but yeah that's about it. what's up with you?

  3. by Sam
    2 months ago

    It's tough though. Romo is a publicity goldmine. Playing for "America's Team" and dating celebrities. Hell, I'll bet he'll get more press than Eli next year even though he won the SB. Just because the media goes nuts for his situation. Cutler plays for the quietest good team there is, but as he improves, press will come. Nice Winston reference, as Jay's got all the tools. Denver just needs an outrageous character, similar to TO, to put them on the media map. Jay can now officially have take the Brett Favre reins since the retirement.

  4. by Sam
    2 months ago

    Yeah, a bit strange, but strange is good. Nice profile. Ricky Henderson would definitely approve. I'm going to have to look more into your theory on Cutler. I've watched nearly every game he's played in and I haven't noticed that. Maybe I'm too concerned about the overall ineptitude of the team. I have noticed the stoned thing though, you're dead on there.

  5. by David
    2 months ago

    Don't worry about it, I was more worried about others being offended by it. Everyone else whoes read the article seems to have no problem with it.

  6. by Zander
    3 months ago

    Hey Elisabeth,

    I hope you've been enjoying the new and improved Bleacher Report—we're really happy with the feedback we've received so far.

    Just thought I'd let you know that next week we'll be launching the site to the world with some public announcements, and thus it'd be great to get a contribution from you between now and Tuesday to make Bleacher Report's launch a success.

    Let me know if you need any help with ideas or have questions. Have a great weekend Elisabeth!

    Zander

  7. by John
    3 months ago

    Wow, glad I didn't go to that one seeing as how I'm deathly allergic to bees haha. Our mascot was an eagle. Very original. I like to think they had a roundtable meeting to come up with the mascot and they ultimately decided the eagle was a safe choice. Why be bold, right?

  8. by John
    3 months ago

    Okay I'm picturing it in my mind. It looks breathtaking! Yeah, unfortunately I haven't had a chance to experience the other Concordias. One of these days I will.

  9. by John
    3 months ago

    Haha thank you. I appreciate it. I basically just use my blog as a rough draft for this site which is why a majority of the stuff is poorly formatted and it looks as if I had a seizure when I wrote it (computers and I don't mix). Anyway, your stuff is insightful yet hilarious from what I've read so far. I look forward to reading more.

    Random to come across someone else from Concordia. Although not that unusual since they have like 795 locations worldwide. Concordia truly is the University equivalent of Starbucks, if that makes sense...Um, yeah.

  10. by Sean
    3 months ago

    It really sucks when I find someone's bio and it's better than every column I've ever written. Good stuff.

  11. by Mark
    3 months ago

    If you have any interest in writing about music, film or literature, will you contact me via email please.

    chancebot/@/gmail.com

  12. by Mark
    3 months ago

    OK, I'll start working my contacts in PA and we will do a three way trade. I'll even throw the Dry Tortugas in to sweeten the deal.

    If I see your grandmother I'll be sure to say hello right after she runs me over with her shopping cart.

    Are you interested in writing only about sports or are there other topics to which you apply your skill?

  13. by Mark
    3 months ago

    Hah, if only it was that easy. The main hitch would be that I am in Florida now. Actually, there are a lot of Quebecois who winter in this area. Maybe I should stow-away back north with one of them.

    Although the thought of moving back there has scared the hell out of my liver and my heart. Too much good food and good beer there for me to control myself.

  14. by Mark
    3 months ago

    I was only able to live in Montreal because I was consulting and could live wherever I chose.

    My office was in Pennsylvania but I only had to be there one day a month.

    When the division closed there was no way for me to stay in Montreal. Still, I should have tried to find a way. It's so great there.

  15. by Mark
    3 months ago

    Dammit du Parc not du Park (lol) sometimes my fingers type a bit too fast.

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