http://www.delphion.com/gallery - a site I frequent.

http://www.google.com.au/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=Why+do+I+fail+to+catch+cars+when+they+pass%3F&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&redir_esc=&ei=oVBATd_gFY7JcZ_yjfIB - a search I frequent.

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q199/mponeill/angrychimp3.jpg - my neighbor. Mr. Snuffles.

Iam D Real Deal yo - my enemy yo.

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Taming in the Wild:

JAN 27

Today I asked IADRDY (Iam D Real Deal yo) to be friends in an attempt to understand (and learn) how it is a douche becomes so adverse in the art of critiquing.

UPDATE: I've noticed, from a previous comment, that he is under the presumption that I am, by matter of opinion and suspicion, one "something, something Doc", he must have been a person that IADRDY has had a disagreement with in the past... Let's see what mischief I can cause.

UPDATE: The "Doc" thing got boring.

UPDATE: In an attempt to gain IADRDY's trust, he and I have cyberly shaken hands. It was his call, not mine, although I am glad - it will ensure the trust has been secured. The conversation went something like this: -

IADRDY: Well good ;-) *Shakes Hand*
Me: *Smells hand afterwards*

UPDATE: The plan has been jeopardized! IADRDY has cleverly hacked his way onto my profile. I will not delete records of my deceit, however, I will attack the problem head-on with "Plan B".

UPDATE: I haven't opted for "Plan B" quite yet. Instead I went forward with "Operation ZXCVBNM?" - listed in The Manual (more on The Manual later).

:::OPERATION ZXCVBNM?:::

This is a code red implication. The obvious thing to do in the unlikely event of IADRDY discovering "Experiment: Taming in the Wild" is to opt for this: -

'My fingers slipped in an attempt to rid my friend off of the keyboard in his attempt to type "I Love Johnny Depp" as my bio information, while I was already writing my bio information. This ended in the result of random, un-choreographed, letters that somehow managed to type what you (IADRDY) read as my biography.'

OPERATION PROTOCOL END

In following protocol I wrote this to IADRDY:

@Iam D Real Deal: I'm sorry, when I was writing my bio my friend attempted typing "I Love Johnny Depp" as my bio. In the fray of us viciously (and randomly) bashing the keys, strangely, what you read on my bio was the result. mlasmdlamsdlasdl apla[pdla - ARGHHH he is doing it again, see! No lie.

Life. Hahaha! Am I right?

Don't worry, I'll fix that soon enough. ;-)

END

UPDATE: I have mistakenly underestimated my adversary. It seems he continues to check my biography...

UPDATE: I am attempting to mend the fictional relationship between myself and IADRDY. The next few days may require me (and my newly found apprentice who will remain unnamed at this time) to act interested and supportive in the things my rival does here on B/R.

JAN 28

UPDATE: Progressing with the relationship with IADRDY.