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Mike Stanger is a world-renowned slacker and charlatan. He has a B.A. in Recess with a minor in Nap Time. When he's not writing embarrassingly bad prose, he can be found sleeping in the Ted Williams Tunnel during rush hour traffic.

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    Tanner Boyle, Jimmy Chitwood, Roy Hobbs, Angela Rypien, Shane Falco

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Chico's Bell Bonds Bears, Seattle Mist, Charlestown Chiefs, Washington Sentinels

  • Favorite Coaches

    Morris Buttermaker, Norman Dale, Reggie Dunlop

  • All-Time Sports Moment

    Pitching a no-hitter in Little League. Unfortunately, my team had 15 errors and we lost 11-3. My pitching career went downhill from there.

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    Lingerie Bowl IX. Oh wait, that was just a dream. Nevermind

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Takeru Kobayashi's record of 337 chicken wings eaten at Wing Bowl XX

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Kurt Bevacqua

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Doug Flutie

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Manute Bol. He was a Phasmatodea in human form.

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    Lyndon Byers

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Maradona. "Material Girl" and "Vogue" are great songs.

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Bjorn Borg. Wooden rackets, tight shorts and over-the-calf striped socks. That was fashion.

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Nicklaus. He drove a station wagon.

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Dick Trickle

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    Are they supermodels?

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    MAC

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  • Mark Carroll posted 7 hours ago

    Mark Carroll

    No problem, Mike. Keep up the good work!

  • Kyle Araujo posted 445 days ago

    Kyle Araujo

    Your SHORT LIST is hilarious!

  • Kyle Araujo posted 445 days ago

    Kyle Araujo

    Favorite Athlets: Shane Falco, haha classic

  • Erica Patten posted 447 days ago

    Erica Patten

    No problem, Mike! I appreciate the thanks:)

  • Anthony Kang posted 486 days ago

    Anthony Kang

    Hahaa, no problem sir. It was a long day I'm sure, but thanks for powering through for BR.

  • Randall Woo posted 504 days ago

    Randall Woo

    Thanks Mike! Keep up the good work.

  • Keith Stanger posted 513 days ago

    Keith Stanger

    Good job as always Mike

  • Delores Smith-Johnson posted 532 days ago

    Delores Smith-Johnson

    You're welcome, Mike!

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