1. Nebraska Huskers Football: Dr. Hatchyll and Mr. Fan, a Raging Debate

    The Husker season is only a day away. The offseason is a brutal marathon, and now, with the end in sight, we find ourselves stumbling toward the finish with nothing but WNBA “highlights” ringing in our ears...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about almost 2 years ago 815 reads 8 comments

  2. Nebraska Huskers in the "College Gameday" Showdown: If We Won It

    The Nebraska Cornhuskers recently found themselves embroiled in a hard-fought, see-sawing battle for football domination. Not on the turf. Not in the fall in a blindingly vicious helmet-to-helmet showdown of cracking pads and driving cleats...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about over 2 years ago 1,078 reads 0 comments

  3. NFL Draft 2012: 10 Questions I Can't Wait to Have Answered

    The NFL draft is almost here. Come Thursday, endless hours of analyst speculation, sports dweebs getting their dweeb on (see: me) about the entire process, and the athletes' years of tireless preparation will come to a head...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about over 2 years ago 290 reads 0 comments

  4. Nebraska Basketball: Is There a Doc(tor) in the House? Not Anymore

    In the Chris Hatch Doctor Power Rankings —the top eight goes a little something like this: 1. Dre 2. J 3. Sadler 4. Seuss 5. Jekyll 6. Grant ( Jurassic Park , duh) 7...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about over 2 years ago 549 reads 1 comments

  5. New Orleans Saints Bounties: A List of the Teams' Payouts...Kind of

    (*Author's note: recently the NFL has discovered the New Orleans Saints were paying a bounty system to their players...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about over 2 years ago 1,829 reads 5 comments

  6. Super Bowl Mania: Kelly Clarkson's Deportation, Eli's Beady Eyes, Gronk's Ankle

    The Super Bowl is finally here. After weeks of slow-roasting hype, the game has finally arrived. As kickoff approaches I find there are several pertinent questions demanding to be ...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about over 2 years ago 628 reads 4 comments

  7. Bros Before Pros: The NFL All-Bro Quarterback Team

    I've noticed a disturbing trend on sports networks lately. I've seen something disconcerting, creeping onto the sidelines of football games. It's the Bros. With a capital "B." They're everywhere...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about over 2 years ago 1,655 reads 5 comments

  8. Nebraska Cornhuskers Capital One Bowl Disaster: The Fonz Jumps the Shark

    Connor Shaw almost slipped. He almost tripped over the unseen turf-monster that has emerged from the shadows of used-rubber-tire-darkness and claimed many a toe or a heel of a player, and crash landed them in an unceremonious, helmeted heap...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about over 2 years ago 904 reads 13 comments

  9. NBA Free Agency: The Chris Paul Debacle, Secondhand Information on CP3

    Chris Paul is a Laker! Wait...no he's not. Chris Paul is a Clipper! Well, hang on a second... Chris Paul is...still a Hornet?! Alright, what the hell? The trade rumors are churning out falsities, half-truths, scenarios and allegations...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about over 2 years ago 417 reads 0 comments

  10. NBA Season Preview: 11 Storylines To Get Excited About

    The NBA is coming, the NBA is coming! I feel like leaping onto my non-existent horse and galloping through the streets to alert people! Not that anyone in Nebraska truly cares ...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about over 2 years ago 147 reads 0 comments

  11. Huskers Win: A Late Breakdown of Hawkeyes' Crash to Memorial Stadium Turf

    Nebraska and Iowa were rivals before the horrendously named "Heroes Game" ever took place. Iowa, to a foaming-at-the-mouth Husker fan like myself, is a knockoff. A bootlegged version of our great state...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about over 2 years ago 1,389 reads 0 comments

  12. Bo Gets Bighoused: Husker Football Gets Crushed, Corso Drops an F-Bomb

    " Don't point the finger, point the thumb. " —Bo Pelini " How many thumbs do you have? "—Chris Hatch, while cussing at an HD-TV in his living room College Gameday is my favorite show on ESPN...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about almost 3 years ago 516 reads 2 comments

  13. Nebraska Huskers Football vs. Michigan: Attempting to Belittle the Big House

    Can you taste that, Husker fans? Drink it in. That's the chaser. The upcoming game that already tastes so incredibly sweet when compared with the foul taste of that last one...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about almost 3 years ago 702 reads 0 comments

  14. Husker Football Wins: Spartans Ignore Leonidas, Are Unprepared for Glory

    As I mentioned in my post last Friday, the Nebraska Cornhuskers were faced with a season-altering game against the Spartans of Michigan State...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about almost 3 years ago 583 reads 0 comments

  15. Michigan State vs. Nebraska Football: Horror-Themed Questions for the Big Game

    This Saturday is a pivotal game for the Nebraska Cornhuskers. That might actually be an understatement. This next game will undoubtedly go a long way to determining whether this season can be classified as a success or a failure...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about almost 3 years ago 380 reads 0 comments

  16. Fresno State vs. Nebraska Football Recap: Huskers Escape Dogfight

    Bulldogs are known to be fighters. They have jaws that are known to clamp down in an almost gator-like manner and must be surgically removed. They're frighteningly tough little animals...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about almost 3 years ago 275 reads 0 comments

  17. Nebraska Huskers Football Review: Questions, Answers, and Mocking the Mocs

    When the Tennessee Chattanooga Mocs were set to open their season against the Nebraska Cornhuskers, I had really only a handful of questions about the game: here they are, they'll ...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about almost 3 years ago 584 reads 0 comments

  18. Nebraska Huskers Football Preview: Crick in a Box, Rexbox 360, and T-Illusionist

    "The Blackshirts are coming, the Blackshirts are coming." - Paul Revere's great, great, great, Grand-nephew Ed Revere. (*Author's note: that's a lie. And not even a very good lie, honestly, but I was distracted by football...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about almost 3 years ago 327 reads 4 comments

  19. Big Ten Football Predictions 2011: BoPe, JoePa, Badgers and Other Storylines

    First off: Nebraska Arrives in the Big Twenve (Author's note: That's my proposed name for a conference with 12 teams that's called "The Big Ten...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about almost 3 years ago 71 reads 0 comments

  20. College Football: Intriguing Storylines of the 2011 Season

    Can you hear that rumbling? That sonorous, 90,000+ tympanic building? Can you smell that sizzling? That smoky, charbroiled, slice of early summer's end frying on fall's impending ...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about 3 years ago 1,095 reads 1 comments

  21. Nebraska Huskers Football: An Internal Debate Written Out

    As football season approaches and my internal kickoff clock chants wildly like a drunken frat boy counting down to his sloppy New Year's Kiss (Author's note: 18 days. . .18 days. ...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about 3 years ago 1,627 reads 5 comments

  22. Sports Bar: The Ultimate, Dream Tavern for a Diehard Sports Fan

    In their illustrious 30-plus years on television, ESPN has come up with some great ideas (See: 30 for 30 documentaries, SportsCenter and televising insane amounts of sports), ...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about 3 years ago 682 reads 1 comments

  23. Nebraska Huskers Football: Memoirs of a Fanatic's Favorite Game

    Author’s note: This is the final post in a five part series detailing my favorite sports memories of all time.) We’ve covered track, basketball, swimming, and even high school athletics in the lead up to the final post in this series...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about 3 years ago 529 reads 0 comments

  24. NBA Memoir: How Kobe Bryant Changed the Way I View Basketball

    Full disclosure: I’m not one of those people who thinks that being a fan or a hater of a certain team is a binding agreement...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about 3 years ago 714 reads 2 comments

  25. Track and Field Memoir: Bernard Lagat Goes Sub-Four

    (Author’s note: This is the third in a five-part series detailing my favorite sports memories of all time.) There’s something mythical about a sub-four-minute mile...

    Chris Hatch Written by Chris Hatch about 3 years ago 459 reads 3 comments