1. The 50 Coolest Sports Hotties You'd Leave Your Lady For...

    My girlfriend’s going to love this… For the record I would never try to upgrade over my girlfriend being because I couldn’t “upgrade,” per se, I could only make a lateral move...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about almost 3 years ago 32,386 reads 7 comments

  2. 50 Biggest Egomaniacs in Sports History

    I like to write about egotism (probably because I do it better than anyone else in the world). But that’s enough about me (as if…), let’s talk about this list (that I wrote)...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about almost 3 years ago 813 reads 46 comments

  3. The NFL All-Speed Team

    Speed kills, and the guys on this list will be appearing in the sixth season of Dexter /are at the top of Al Davis ’ fantasy draft board/are physically incapable of satisfying a woman...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about almost 3 years ago 20,081 reads 54 comments

  4. 40 Most Shocking Sports Breakups of All Time

    In so many ways, sports are love. And sometimes (be you a fan, player, or spouse of player), love hurts. In remembrance of that, B/R has compiled a list of the most shocking and ...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about almost 3 years ago 6,696 reads 9 comments

  5. 30 Sexiest Athletes Who Should Take Up Acting

    Sure, we want our girls to be beautiful…but since when is that enough? In honor of Gina Carano, whose MMA hiatus will be coming to an end with the release of her movie , ...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about almost 3 years ago 523 reads 5 comments

  6. The 50 Sexiest Celebrity Athletes

    Welcome to the preeminent slideshow for determining the viability of beautiful women as athletes. The qualifications for making this list? A) Celebrity. B) Some semblance of athletic ability, as proven on every slide via an attached picture...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about almost 3 years ago 1,634 reads 13 comments

  7. The Top 25 Sports Stars on the Fastest Decline

    To decline is human, but to have been good enough initially to garner notice on a list such as this one? Now that is divine. (Or so I hope all included take it, as they resolve not to find me/beat me up...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 7,351 reads 32 comments

  8. Top 50 Sports WAGs: Ranking Girlfriends, Wives and Side Action Food Chain

    For those unfamiliar with the concept of a food chain list, it basically works as follows—everyone is capable of eating those listed below them. Which is absolutely a euphemism, but sadly, a categorically false one...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 18,622 reads 10 comments

  9. The 25 Biggest Hotheads in Sports

    For this list, we’re looking for firecrackers, the guys who might go off with only the slightest provocation...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 2,228 reads 5 comments

  10. Top 10 Unbreakable and Disgusting Competitive Eating Records

    We’re two days away from Nathan’s 2011 Hot Dog Eating Contest—the preeminent dog-downing competition in the eastern United States—and reigning champion Joey Chestnut is set to defend his title...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 20,323 reads 7 comments

  11. The 25 Laziest Guys in Sports

    Okay, there’s some grade A evisceration going on in this slideshow, so if you’re a parent/friend/acquaintance of a professional athlete I think I’d prefer that you didn’t read this...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 199 reads 6 comments

  12. The Top 30 Arguments and Debates in Sports

    Now, these aren’t arguments in the sense that they end up with Ron Artest in the stands viciously attacking the guy who didn’t throw the beer, or arguments that involve ...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 43,851 reads 92 comments

  13. NBA Draft 2011: Cleveland Cavaliers select…

    NBA Draft 2011: Cleveland Cavaliers select… We are t-minus ONE hour away from the 2011 NBA Draft (otherwise known as the Cavs replenishment-fest) and I am multiple bundles of nerves...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 1,322 reads 0 comments

  14. What Happened to the Miami Heat in the NBA Finals?

    LeBron James vs. Dan Gilbert: What actually happened to the Miami Heat in the NBA Finals? First off, welcome to week six of The Bleacher Retort —the only cartoon published every Friday on the Swagger section of the Bleacher Report site...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 187 reads 5 comments

  15. 30 Ways to Know You Love Sports Way Too Much

    Let’s begin with this… A confession that my writing the “too much” slideshow could not be more appropriate, as this past Sunday I literally came within a Maverick loss of scaring my roommate away forever...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 15,264 reads 19 comments

  16. LeBron James Would Make a Bad Green Lantern

    I’ve decided to provide the accompanying copy for this cartoon via the age-old form of Japanese (?) wordplay…i.e. the poem...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 170 reads 1 comments

  17. Top 25 Sexiest Athletes in Bikinis

    We see them at their finest when they’re in their respective uniforms…but they don’t look too bad here either...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 59,856 reads 5 comments

  18. NBA Finals 2011: LeBron James, Dirk Nowitzki and the Power of the Ring

    I don’t want to have a dog in this fight—it makes it hard to write a reasonable article—but let’s face it…I do...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 51 reads 12 comments

  19. MTV Movie Awards 2011: Winners, Red Carpet and More

    MTV Movie Awards 2011: Winners, Red Carpet and More The MTV movie awards—at the very least the second best awards show put on by the network each year—will be kicking ...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 34,740 reads 5 comments

  20. Top 25 Former WAGS Who Are Never Coming Back to Sports

    First off, I want to dedicate this to the ladies because I am what a feminist looks like. There are a lot of good, and seemingly quite nice, women on this list, and many of them have been wronged by some particularly strange and athletic men...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 23,591 reads 13 comments

  21. Hangover: Starring Shaq, Brett Favre and Barry Bonds

    Hey, did you know The Hangover 2 comes out today? Yeah, me neither. ***** Back for week three of The Bleacher Retort —aka, the cartoon we’re going to be putting ...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 64 reads 4 comments

  22. The Sexiest Female Basketball Players of All Time

    With the 2011 WNBA season kicking off on June 3rd, what better time to knock out an homage to the lovely ladies of hoop? For 11 years running, I’ve had a crush on Sanaa Lathan ...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 88,852 reads 12 comments

  23. NBA Draft Lottery: What's Not to Like About Nick Gilbert and the Cleveland Cavs?

    NBA Draft Lottery : What’s Not To Like about Nick Gilbert and the Cleveland Cavaliers? Welcome to week two of the Bleacher Retort , a.k.a. Ryan’s first foray into the world of architecture and banner design, a...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 2,005 reads 7 comments

  24. NBA Playoffs: Miami Heat the New Kings of the NBA?

    So, I’m Ryan, and this is kind of a pilot program of sorts—a test go-round to see what kind of response we get with a B/R cartoonist and a weekly strip...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 6,319 reads 17 comments

  25. 2011 NFL Draft Grades: Report Cards, Immediate Analysis for Every NFL Team

    I’m freaking nervous. We’re about twenty minutes away now, and if Roger Goodell can’t collectively bargain, he might as well announce some names. (Gotta earn those big bucks somehow...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about 3 years ago 70,223 reads 0 comments