1. 50 Biggest Egomaniacs in Sports History

    I like to write about egotism (probably because I do it better than anyone else in the world). But that’s enough about me (as if…), let’s talk about this list (that I wrote)...

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  2. The NFL All-Speed Team

    Speed kills, and the guys on this list will be appearing in the sixth season of Dexter /are at the top of Al Davis ’ fantasy draft board/are physically incapable of satisfying a woman...

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  3. 40 Most Shocking Sports Breakups of All Time

    In so many ways, sports are love. And sometimes (be you a fan, player, or spouse of player), love hurts. In remembrance of that, B/R has compiled a list of the most shocking and ...

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  4. The Top 25 Sports Stars on the Fastest Decline

    To decline is human, but to have been good enough initially to garner notice on a list such as this one? Now that is divine. (Or so I hope all included take it, as they resolve not to find me/beat me up...

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  5. The 25 Biggest Hotheads in Sports

    For this list, we’re looking for firecrackers, the guys who might go off with only the slightest provocation...

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  6. Top 10 Unbreakable and Disgusting Competitive Eating Records

    We’re two days away from Nathan’s 2011 Hot Dog Eating Contest—the preeminent dog-downing competition in the eastern United States—and reigning champion Joey Chestnut is set to defend his title...

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  7. The 25 Laziest Guys in Sports

    Okay, there’s some grade A evisceration going on in this slideshow, so if you’re a parent/friend/acquaintance of a professional athlete I think I’d prefer that you didn’t read this...

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  8. The Top 30 Arguments and Debates in Sports

    Now, these aren’t arguments in the sense that they end up with Ron Artest in the stands viciously attacking the guy who didn’t throw the beer, or arguments that involve ...

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  9. NBA Draft 2011: Cleveland Cavaliers select…

    NBA Draft 2011: Cleveland Cavaliers select… We are t-minus ONE hour away from the 2011 NBA Draft (otherwise known as the Cavs replenishment-fest) and I am multiple bundles of nerves...

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  10. What Happened to the Miami Heat in the NBA Finals?

    LeBron James vs. Dan Gilbert: What actually happened to the Miami Heat in the NBA Finals? First off, welcome to week six of The Bleacher Retort —the only cartoon published every Friday on the Swagger section of the Bleacher Report site...

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  11. 30 Ways to Know You Love Sports Way Too Much

    Let’s begin with this… A confession that my writing the “too much” slideshow could not be more appropriate, as this past Sunday I literally came within a Maverick loss of scaring my roommate away forever...

    Ryan Braun Written by Ryan Braun about over 6 years ago 15,765 reads 19 comments

  12. LeBron James Would Make a Bad Green Lantern

    I’ve decided to provide the accompanying copy for this cartoon via the age-old form of Japanese (?) wordplay…i.e. the poem...

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  13. NBA Finals 2011: LeBron James, Dirk Nowitzki and the Power of the Ring

    I don’t want to have a dog in this fight—it makes it hard to write a reasonable article—but let’s face it…I do...

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  14. MTV Movie Awards 2011: Winners, Red Carpet and More

    MTV Movie Awards 2011: Winners, Red Carpet and More The MTV movie awards—at the very least the second best awards show put on by the network each year—will be kicking ...

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  15. Hangover: Starring Shaq, Brett Favre and Barry Bonds

    Hey, did you know The Hangover 2 comes out today? Yeah, me neither. ***** Back for week three of The Bleacher Retort —aka, the cartoon we’re going to be putting ...

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  16. NBA Draft Lottery: What's Not to Like About Nick Gilbert and the Cleveland Cavs?

    NBA Draft Lottery : What’s Not To Like about Nick Gilbert and the Cleveland Cavaliers? Welcome to week two of the Bleacher Retort , a.k.a. Ryan’s first foray into the world of architecture and banner design, a...

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  17. NBA Playoffs: Miami Heat the New Kings of the NBA?

    So, I’m Ryan, and this is kind of a pilot program of sorts—a test go-round to see what kind of response we get with a B/R cartoonist and a weekly strip...

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  18. 2011 NFL Draft Grades: Report Cards, Immediate Analysis for Every NFL Team

    I’m freaking nervous. We’re about twenty minutes away now, and if Roger Goodell can’t collectively bargain, he might as well announce some names. (Gotta earn those big bucks somehow...

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  19. 2011 NFL Mock Draft: Live Mock, Cam Newton Looks Like First Overall Pick

    Four days away from the 2011 NFL Draft , and I think that means it’s time to put myself on the line. Thus, I commence with the issuing of my third and final mock draft of the year...

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  20. NFL Draft 2011: Seattle Seahawks Draft Rumors, Draft News and Speculation

    2011 NFL Draft : Seattle Seahawks Draft Rumors, Draft News and Speculation We’re now five days away from the NFL draft’s opening round…which means that ...

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  21. NFL Draft 2011: Arizona Cardinals Draft Rumors, News and Speculation

    We're now eight days away from the 2011 NFL Draft, and my energy is picking up accordingly. This week, we'll cover the Arizona Cardinals ' offseason workout plans, Larry Fitzgerald ...

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  22. NFL Draft 2011: St. Louis Rams Draft Rumors, Draft News and Speculation

    2011 NFL Draft : St. Louis Rams Draft Rumors, Draft News and Speculation We’re now eight days away from Round 1 of the NFL draft, and my energy is picking up accordingly...

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  23. NFL Draft 2011: San Francisco 49ers Draft Rumors, Draft News and Speculation

    NFL Draft 2011: San Francisco 49ers Draft Rumors, Draft News and Speculation, Week Four. We’re back, we’re back—it’s the draft hub. All things 49ers, all week, plus, as always, lots of 49er-applicable player profiles ...

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  24. NFL Draft 2011: Seattle Seahawks Rumors, News and Speculation, Week 3

    Well, it was bound to happen—I got to the Seahawks so late on Monday night that it wasn’t really Monday night at all. It was Wednesday. Um, yikes...

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  25. NFL Draft 2011: Arizona Cardinals Rumors, News and Speculation, Week 3

    2011 NFL Draft : Arizona Cardinals Rumors, News and Speculation, Week 3 The news-cycle may be slowing in accordance with what I presume to be draft strategy, but we’re just getting started with our Cardinal coverage for this week...

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