Favorite Athletes

Kyrie Irving, Tristan Thompson...and maybe Harrison Barnes.

Favorite Sports Teams

Cavs, Browns & Indians. It's been a good year.

Favorite Coaches

Pat "Young Bill Walsh" Shurmur

All-Time Sports Moment

Drive, Fumble, Move, Decision. The Shot. The Mesa. I'm not always this bitter.

Most Memorable Game Attended

I was at the 'Dwayne Rudd Helmet Game' in CBS. I credit myself as being the first person to realize it was a penalty.

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Wilt's 50.4. That's points, or women a day. I don't remember.

Ruth or Mays?

Mays. Indecisively.

Unitas or Montana?

Otto Graham. Decisively.

Jordan or Russell?

Jordan. Closest one on the list.

Gretzky or Orr?

Gretzky. Via ProStars indoctrination.

Pele or Maradona?

Pele. I can pronounce it.

Federer or Sampras?

Federer. I think this has something to do with my own fear of baldness.

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Nicklaus. Based purely on era and lack of a sex-scandal.

Petty or Earnhardt?

Let's say...Earnhardt.

Schumacher or Senna?

I don't spend enough time in Virginia.

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

Big 10. Meat, potatoes, slowness.