Favorite Athletes

Daniel Alfredsson, Phil Rivers, LaDanian Tomlinson, Marian Hossa, Adam Hadwin, Jason Day

Favorite Sports Teams

Ottawa Senators, San Diego Chargers, Toronto Raptors

All Time Sports Moment

Watching the Sens advance to the Stanley Cup Finals. I cheer for losers.

Most Memorable Game Attended

I don't think I've been to a sporting even sober since middle school

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Byron Nelson's 11 straight PGA Tour victories and 18 total in 1945

Ruth or Mays?

Ruth solely based on the sheer quantity of fatty foods, alcohol, and cigarettes he consumed.

Unitas or Montana?

Drunk Joe Namath hitting on sideline reporters

Jordan or Russell?

Jordan

Gretzky or Orr?

Gretzky had vision like no one else. Lemieux was the most skilled player to ever play. Orr revolutionized the game.

Pele or Maradona?

The typical, ignorant North American answer of, "I don't care"

Federer or Sampras?

Pete Sampras has voice immodulation

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Nicklaus. Tiger won most of his majors against much weaker competition and was nowhere near as consistent as Jack.

Petty or Earnhardt?

I like making left turns

Schumacher or Senna?

Who's Senna?

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

Boise St.