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USC Vs. OSU, Worst Case USC Has the Hottest Cheerleaders

What could be better than having the number one ranked team in the country? Well I would have to say it would be having the hottest cheerleaders in the country...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 879 reads 1 comments
Erin Andrews (So HOT) Reports on Hurricane Ike for ESPN

Erin Andrews is getting lots of face time on camera these days—ESPN is promoting her to more primetime games and I think most of us know why! Andrews is reporting on the effects Ike has had on this weekends big games that have been postponed...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 640 reads 2 comments
Want to See Notre Dame Football's 2008 Recruitment Video? (Humor)

Looking to go to Notre Dame? Watch this video on why you should apply. Join the most overrated group of alumni in the country, for only $36,000 a year. That works out to $12,000 per victory with last year's 3-9 record...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 378 reads 0 comments
Remembering Pat Tillman and Other Fallen Heros on Sept. 11

Pat Tillmam, a Corporal with the 2nd Ranger Battalion, lost his life on Apr. 22, 2004. Sept. 11 is a perfect time to pay tribute to his ultimate sacrifice, along with a few lesser-know former athletes...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 303 reads 5 comments
On 9/11: A Salute to Athletes That Have Served

“Today, our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature. And we responded with the best of America—with the daring of our rescue workers, with the caring for strangers and neighbors who came to give blood and help in any way they could...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 116 reads 2 comments
NFL Team Values Rise Along with Ticket Prices

Forbes has released their valuation of NFL teams, with the average team value now exceeding $1 billion! Also, to make NFL fans sick if they haven’t bought their single game tickets yet: on average tickets are up 8%...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 202 reads 1 comments
Cincinnati Bengals' Chad Johnson Must Pay $4 Million to Sport "Ocho Cinco"

CNBC’s Darren Rovell has reported that Reebok asked Chad Ocho Cinco (formally Chad Johnson) to buy out 100,000 jerseys with his old name on them for $40 apiece. This equates to roughly 50 (Cinco Cero) million pesos, or $4 (Cero Cuatro) million...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 725 reads 4 comments
Poor Affliction, I Thought I Got Fleeced in Vegas

Looks like someone did worse than me during my last trip to Vegas. And I wiped out a good portion of my bank account. But at least I came home with my shirt. Apparently the upstart MMA league Affliction wasn’t so lucky...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 83 reads 2 comments
Who Has the Best Sports Facial Hair? You Decide!

Every person wants to be unique, and this goes for athletes, too. They can’t all look like Johnny Unitas with a clean-cut flattop that would make my grandfather proud: So, if you don’t ...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 280 reads 6 comments
Liddell Vs. Silva in December?

That’s the latest rumor to come out of MMA land. Recently destroyed former champion and all around popular UFC fighter Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell is apparently going to be paired ...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 242 reads 5 comments
Perfect Seasons: 2007 New England Patriots vs. 1972 Miami Dolphins

With the New England Patriots’ Super Bowl hopes lying in shambles, along with Tom Brady lying in bed with a season-ending knee injury, Patriot fans are grasping at straws...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 170 reads 3 comments
Why the Washington Redskins Will WIN Super Bowl XLIII

Every time the Giants win the Super Bowl, the next year's winner is the Redskins!!! Let me show you: Super Bowl XXI = Giants, Super Bowl XXII = Redskins!!! Super Bowl XXV = Giants, Super Bowl ...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 456 reads 4 comments
Vince Young on Suicide Watch: Tennesse Titans Call Nashville Cops

Reports are flying in that Vince Young is on suicide watch and it’s hit the radio and press...hell, the Tenneseee Titans even had a press release filed. Let's reviews: 1. Vince Young supposedly was talked out of retirement after his rookie year...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 436 reads 0 comments
Chicago Has Entered a Bizarro Universe

If Seinfeld has taught me anything, it is that a totally normal world can suddenly turn bizarro. Just as Jerry’s world was spun around, so too has Chicago's. In analyzing Chicago sports, it is clear that something strange is going on...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 262 reads 3 comments
Vikings-Packers: Monday Night Football Betting Tips

The InGameNow team went 3-3 to start the NFL season in picking games against the spread. We were right on betting Atlanta, Favre (otherwise known as the Jets), and the New York Football Giants...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 883 reads 2 comments
Patriots Working Out Chris Simms with Tom Brady Out for Year

John Madden, the dinosaur who sits in the broadcasting booth, has just reported that the New England Patriots will be trying out Chris Simms tomorrow with a physical. The likely result is that the Patriots will sign Chris Simms...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 217 reads 0 comments
Chad Ocho Cinco = Mucho Overrated

Ocho Lame-o’s numbers for the day: REC YDS AVG LNG TD 1 22 22.0 22 0 Chad Johnson says Michael Phelps is overrated. I say he needs to step up his game in order to show a little value for Cincinnati...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 163 reads 0 comments
Tom Brady Carried off Field with Knee Injury

Patriots fans gasp, "Say it ain't so!" Tom Brady has just been carried off the field with a knee injury. As he stepped into a throw, he was hit with a helmet to the knee, and boom—Brady ...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 1,050 reads 1 comments
Jessica Simpson Pregnant With Tony Romo's Baby—Super Jinx

Rumors are swirling that, on the day of the Dallas Cowboys first NFL game in 2008, Jessica Simpson is pregnant with Tony Romo’s baby…officially creating the worst timed Cowboys jinx ever...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 2,158 reads 3 comments
10 Reasons Why Redskins Fans Aren't Horny for Zorny

1) Complete prude when it came to play calling. 2) Jason Campbell’s performance was more ED than TD. 3) He was hired by the Skins official brothel owner Dan Snyder...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 623 reads 2 comments
Open Challenge to Terrell Owens for 100 Meter Race

This week, Terrell Owens was quoted on HBO’s Hard Knocks as saying, “I Could Beat Usain Bolt If I Got a 20-Yard Head Start.” I am not impressed by this at all. I hope an NFL pro-bowl wide receiver could beat Bolt in this race...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 971 reads 6 comments
Breaking News: Barry Bonds Signs With Chicago Rec T-Ball League (Humor)

Read It All: InGameNow Chicago, Illinois Today, Barry Bonds signed an offer to finish the 2008 t-ball season with the Yankees of the Chicago Rec t-ball league...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 721 reads 2 comments
Notre Dame Football Sucks So Badly, Irish Are Researching Schadenfreude

How Do You Spell Schadenfreude? N-O-T-R-E-D-A-M-E Barring some kind of water-into-wine-Touchdown-Jesus miracle, the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are probably not going to see the 2008 National Championship game in football this year...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 1,103 reads 10 comments
UCLA Beats Tennessee Football in Overtime, Daniel Lincoln Missed Field Goal

In a gut wencher for UCLA , Craft pulled a 180 and brought the BRUINS an amazing last minute victory! This kid is going to be the man around campus…….At least this week...

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 66 reads 0 comments
First NCAA Games Are Done, Picks Results Here

Written by Steuart Martens about about 1 year ago 44 reads 0 comments

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Steuart Martens Article Archive

USC Vs. OSU, Worst Case USC Has the Hottest Cheerleaders

Erin Andrews (So HOT) Reports on Hurricane Ike for ESPN

Want to See Notre Dame Football's 2008 Recruitment Video? (Humor)

Remembering Pat Tillman and Other Fallen Heros on Sept. 11

On 9/11: A Salute to Athletes That Have Served

NFL Team Values Rise Along with Ticket Prices

Cincinnati Bengals' Chad Johnson Must Pay $4 Million to Sport "Ocho Cinco"

Poor Affliction, I Thought I Got Fleeced in Vegas

Who Has the Best Sports Facial Hair? You Decide!

Liddell Vs. Silva in December?

Perfect Seasons: 2007 New England Patriots vs. 1972 Miami Dolphins

Why the Washington Redskins Will WIN Super Bowl XLIII

Vince Young on Suicide Watch: Tennesse Titans Call Nashville Cops

Chicago Has Entered a Bizarro Universe

Vikings-Packers: Monday Night Football Betting Tips

Patriots Working Out Chris Simms with Tom Brady Out for Year

Chad Ocho Cinco = Mucho Overrated

Tom Brady Carried off Field with Knee Injury

Jessica Simpson Pregnant With Tony Romo's Baby—Super Jinx

10 Reasons Why Redskins Fans Aren't Horny for Zorny

Open Challenge to Terrell Owens for 100 Meter Race

Breaking News: Barry Bonds Signs With Chicago Rec T-Ball League (Humor)

Notre Dame Football Sucks So Badly, Irish Are Researching Schadenfreude

UCLA Beats Tennessee Football in Overtime, Daniel Lincoln Missed Field Goal

First NCAA Games Are Done, Picks Results Here

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