Joel Brand

Joel Brand

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About

My name is Joel Brand and I am a pretty random person. I love collecting obscure basketball jerseys from thrift stores. I recently tried to bring Xanga back into the social networking scene and failed miserably. The biggest athletic feat I have ever attempted was the "Gallon Challenge of Milk" and I have yet to finish it. I was an extra in the hit cinematic classic "Grumpier Old Men." I named my pet hamsters Tiki and Ronde (they were identical twins.) I actually enjoy washing dishes hence why that used to be my part-time job in college. Eminem is by far my favorite rapper. Most importantly, I would like to leave you with a phrase from the great ex-Viking Kelly Campbell, "It is what it is!"

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    Nick Punto, Martell Webster, Sidney Rice, Kofi Kingston, Alberto Del Rio, John Cena

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Minnesota Twins, Minnesota Golden Gophers Men Basketball, Minnesota Timberwolves, Minnesota Vikings, Friday Night Smackdown

  • Favorite Coaches

    Ron Gardenhire, Tubby Smith, Flip Saunders, Bud Grant

  • All-Time Sports Moment

    Torii Hunter robbing Barry Bonds Home run in the 2002 All-Star game followed by Bonds throwing Hunter on his shoulder.

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    Well I threw out the first pitch at a Twins game once, that was pretty sweet.

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Brett Farve's 297 consecutive NFL games streak

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Mays

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Montana

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    Gretzky

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Pele

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Federer

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Tiger

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Earnhardt

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    Who?

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    Big Ten

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  • CM Punk posted 621 days ago

    CM Punk

    Did I win the ppv challenge for HIAC? Reply on my talk page please.

  • Tim Jackmon posted 637 days ago

    Tim Jackmon

    Hey man, was wondering if there was a place we could see a scoreboard for the WWE PPV Challenge?

  • Maria Cane posted 886 days ago

    Maria Cane

    Happy New Year! Check out my first article of the year 2011! Comments, retweets,likes, anything appreciated! http://bleacherreport.com/articles/568726-wwe-what-was-the-point-of-nexus-edition