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New England Patriots Go Nostalgic

Ah, how as fans of the gridorin we just love to nostalgic. We love the past. Its all we talk about especially when things are going badly for our teams...

Written by Hanz Heiligmann about 12 months ago 128 reads 6 comments
Ya Gotta Love Joey Porter!

Joey Porter. The man I hate, yet in the same breath think is hilarious.... He guaranteed 16 victories last season. He was right once, and wrong the other 15. And this week, at Week 11, I am shocked at what has played out in the AFC East standings...

Written by Hanz Heiligmann about about 1 year ago 190 reads 2 comments
New England Patriots Fans: Stop Blaming Overtime!

Well, we came up short. After I game like this, a loss like this, it's apparant that most of my friends are yahoos. I have shut my cell phone off...

Written by Hanz Heiligmann about about 1 year ago 196 reads 2 comments
The Strange Similarities Between Matt Cassel and Tom Brady

Now before you go and accuse me of crowning Matt Cassel the NEXT Tom Brady, let me explain. That's why I title the post "Strange Similarities"—cuz it's getting strange.....

Written by Hanz Heiligmann about about 1 year ago 321 reads 0 comments
BEARS FAN ELECTED 44TH PRESIDENT

CHANGE America elected a Bears fan president this week. Hundreds of thousands of Bears faithful danced in the streets. If you are not from the midwest, and havent witnessed it, the Bears-Packers rivalry is one of the best in sport...

Written by Hanz Heiligmann about about 1 year ago 86 reads 3 comments
Shameless Patriots Web "Plugs"

Hey there Pat's fans! This isn't so much an article as it is a resource for all of you. Many of us work hard on our blogs, websites, etc...

Written by Hanz Heiligmann about about 1 year ago 90 reads 2 comments
Pats' Jabar Gaffney To Have Hand Replacement Surgery

The Pats lose to the Colts 18-15. Where can we point the "finger"? Reports out of Foxboro say that wide receiver Jabar Gaffney will have his hands surgically replaced after not catching what ...

Written by Hanz Heiligmann about about 1 year ago 255 reads 0 comments
Rams Still Trying To Win Last Sunday's Game

The Patriots were assessed ZERO penalties in Sunday's win over the Rams. Evidentally, the Rams are sending a videotape to the NFL's offices, highlighting plays the team believes should have resulted in penalties against the Patriots on Sunday, the St...

Written by Hanz Heiligmann about about 1 year ago 84 reads 2 comments
Dead Horses

The Patriots played "Brady-esque", as Matt Cassel, in his best game yet threw three touchdown passes, and Sammy Morris ran for 138 yards as The Pats killed the Broncos 41-7.On defense, they forced five turnovers...

Written by Hanz Heiligmann about about 1 year ago 41 reads 0 comments
Joey Porter and His Big Mouth

Just look at the size of that mouth for God's sake! And all it does is spew verbal diarrhea! All the Pats have done over the years Joey, is basically KICKED YOUR TEAM'S ASS!! Now because you ...

Written by Hanz Heiligmann about about 1 year ago 439 reads 10 comments
Deja Vu ??

.....And so today, the Matt Cassell era begins. I didn't get a whole lot of sleep last night. I have two theories or brilliant guesses about todays game. He's either gonna lay up a stinker, or throw for over 300 yards and 3 touchdowns...

Written by Hanz Heiligmann about about 1 year ago 70 reads 0 comments
Patriot's Nation: Stop It!

I love all my friends but over 30 calls today asking if heard about Tom Brady?? DUH! No, I was sitting in my seat in section 217 waiting for the second flyover staring into the sky...

Written by Hanz Heiligmann about about 1 year ago 91 reads 2 comments
MY YEAR OF LOSSES

WELL, IF 2008 IS GOING DOWN AS MY WORST PERSONAL YEAR EVER, WHY NOT HAVE ALL OF YOU GO DOWN WITH ME!! ....LOSING MY HOUSE, LOSING REAL ESTATE SALES,AND NOW LOSING SOMETHING THAT MEANS EVEN MORE TO ME...

Written by Hanz Heiligmann about about 1 year ago 72 reads 3 comments
New England Patriots Issues Giving Fans Anxiety

It's Saturday September 6th at 9:30 a.m. I sit at my computer wondering why I have any anticipations about tomorrow's Patriots game...

Written by Hanz Heiligmann about about 1 year ago 213 reads 0 comments

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Hanz Heiligmann Article Archive

New England Patriots Go Nostalgic

Ya Gotta Love Joey Porter!

New England Patriots Fans: Stop Blaming Overtime!

The Strange Similarities Between Matt Cassel and Tom Brady

BEARS FAN ELECTED 44TH PRESIDENT

Shameless Patriots Web "Plugs"

Pats' Jabar Gaffney To Have Hand Replacement Surgery

Rams Still Trying To Win Last Sunday's Game

Dead Horses

Joey Porter and His Big Mouth

Deja Vu ??

Patriot's Nation: Stop It!

MY YEAR OF LOSSES

New England Patriots Issues Giving Fans Anxiety

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