A football fan who would like nothing more then to rid the world of the terrible sensationalized sports media and return (or evolve, whichever you prefer) to intelligent, well thought out and factual arguments. Growing up as a petulant child with the facial expressions of a frustrated Jay Cutler, I embraced my sardonic and shocking sense of humor and try to use it for good, which includes calling out sports "journalists" and fans alike who dumb down the collective consciousness of sports discussion. This includes, but is not limited to writers who use the "just wins games" argument, describe a player as a "gamer" and mention how great a player's "intangibles" are. Also, I judge and pity those who think Trent Dilfer is a good sports analysts.