Andrew Norton
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Andrew Norton

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About

Andrew has a habit of making disgustingly accurate fantasy predictions and picks, and has chosen to pass his gift onto you. Allowing you to sit back, relax, and watch your team destroy your friends. Which is good, because your friend's team name is probably something pathetic including his last name, a 20 character commentary on his allusions of grandeur, or an infuriatingly unoriginal pun like "Bungals."
GodHatesLosers is here so you can embarrass said friend, talk ridiculous amounts of smack about him, and, quite frankly, rethink the entire friendship, cause he's kind of a tool.

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    Emmitt Smith, Bob Lilly, Troy Aikman, Bob Hayes, Terrell Owens

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Dallas Cowboys

  • Favorite Coaches

    Tom Landry, Jimmy Johnson, Jerry Sloan

  • All Time Sports Moment

    gotta be the Music City Miracle

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    ND/GT 1999 Gator Bowl

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Jim Brown - 8 Consecutive Seasons w/ Highest NFL Rush Yards

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Ruth

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Montana

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    Gretzky

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Pele

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Federer

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Tiger

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Earnhardt

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    Schumacher

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    Pac 10

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  • Michael Adler posted 282 days ago

    Michael Adler

    Hi Andrew,

    I will return your article to its previous form as soon as possible. I hope we can work more effectively together in the future.

  • Neri Stein posted 290 days ago

    Neri Stein

    How about, "Fantasy Football Draft Strategy: Top Kick and Punt Returners." Also, if you go to your Writer H/Q, scroll down and on the right, you'll find a Hot Keywords tab.

  • Jack Duhamel posted 300 days ago

    Jack Duhamel

    Nice job with those team names. That title works well, especially for SEO purposes.

  • Gibb David posted 301 days ago

    Gibb David

    Took a look at the article, it was locked last night when I tried (someone had already gotten to it). It looks like they tweaked the headline a bit and I couldn't really think of anything better, but I enjoyed the article. You had some great names kicking around, dang funny.

  • Rick Seto posted 301 days ago

    Rick Seto

    Andrew: I tweaked your headline further after seeing a hotter keyword. I also changed the humor tag to fantasy, which I believe to be more popular. As far as the number of hits, don't worry, it hasn't even been a day since it's been posted, so give it some time.

  • Gibb David posted 302 days ago

    Gibb David

    Hey Andrew,
    I'd be happy to take a look at your article, just not sure which one (the team names one or the one before it). Let me know (or just send me a link) and I'll take a look. Awesome that your last one get so many reads!

  • Jack Duhamel posted 305 days ago

    Jack Duhamel

    If it's mainly funny team names, and light on the fantasy advice, I'd say send if over to B/R swagger. Everybody's racking their brain for team names right now-- that should get a lot of views/comments. Maybe some new hardware in your trophy case.

  • Jack Duhamel posted 307 days ago

    Jack Duhamel

    Sorry I missed that spot. Feel free to send me over any future article for an edit.

  • Jack Duhamel posted 397 days ago

    Jack Duhamel

    Were the two: "in depth analysis of day 3 picks" and "can 6th rounder Allen Bradford improve offense" ??

  • Alison Myers posted 402 days ago

    Alison Myers

    Hi, Andrew:

    I actually think your title is fine. However, if you truly want a suggestion, the one thing I can think of is to somehow work Blount into your title. This way, your title can read something like: "2011 NFL Draft: Bucs Should Draft Help for LeGarrette Blount."

    You don't have to do this, of course, but in the future, if you can somehow work a player's name into your titles if needed, it will help your article get higher rankings in search engines, which in turn, gives you more readers.

    If I can be of anymore help to you, please let me know.