1. "One Favre to Live" is NFL's Newest Soap Opera

    Let's transport ourselves back to an earlier day and time...the era of radio dramas known as "soap operas" because they were sponsored by the makers of cleaning products.....

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  2. My Strange and Eclectic Top 100

    100) NOT Bud Selig 99) The actual season ticket holder who sells you an extra ticket for face value in the parking lot 98-86) The fat guys like the Florida Manatees who dance for our amusement ...

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  3. What's a Sport? Simple!

    Finally, an easy question posed by the Bleacher Report Brain Trust. A simple question for a simple man—I like my beer cold, my neck red, and my homosexuals FLA-ming!* And equally simple ...

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  4. Not Just Players: US Soccer Needs All Kinds of Improvements

    American soccer has a ways to go, we all know that. Both on and off the field. Sure, athletic talent like the Dwyane Wade's and Tom Brady’s and the Tiger Woods's would help the ...

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  5. Most Disappointing US Open Ever

    Golf is boring! I can't believe I wasted three hours watching the US Open, especially when TBS was running Ocean's Eleven. They don't do that often--once a week at most :( The whole format stinks...

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  6. IF Today's Umps Worked "The Natural's" Game

    A transcript of the radio broadcast of the 1939 Championship Game featuring Roy Hobbs, better known as The Natural. We come in after commercial: "Good afternoon everyone, and welcome back to ...

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  7. PGA: an Interview with the "In the Hole" Guy

    JT: So, you're the "in-the-hole" guy? Please, explain. ITHG: It's both simple and complicated. Basically, I'm the guy who yells "in the hole" at a par three, or after a crucial putt has been stroked...

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  8. Tuna Over Miami: Dolphin Headquarters on Draft Day

    Hell gentle readers, and welcome to Bleacher Report's Draft Day On-Site Guide to the First Pick!Bleacher Report has spared no expense, sending this Miami Beach-based sports humorist seven ...

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  9. NCAA Tournament Sleeper: The Miami Hurricanes

    My 2008 NCAA Cinderella squad: the Miami HurricanesWhy? A) They're the local team, and b) I'm certain to be the the only one who picks them...

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  10. February Sports Roundup

    Hello gentle readers.If you're wondering where I've been, that's kind of a funny story. I was at the Publix Supermarket in South Miami when a large black man bumped into me."Hey, watch it buddy!" I snarled...

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  11. NFL News: Atlanta Falcons Settle for 592nd Coaching Choice

    The Atlanta Falcons, reputedly of the National Football League, announced Mike Smith as their Head Coach, and said they couldn't be happier with their 592nd choice...

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  12. Breaking News: Tom Coughlin's Face Goes on Rampage

    A nation hungry for good news had reason to smile when, shortly after Tom Coughlin coached his New York Giants over the Packers in Green Bay in the NFC Championship, his freezing face took on Life and left Coughlin's skull to become an independent entity.

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  13. Manning Coup: Eli Snags Peyton's Endorsements

    In a bloodless coup, Eli Manning seized his older brother Peyton's TV and radio commercials this weekend, striking a blow for little brothers everywhere...

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  14. NFL Draft News: Darren McFadden Likes Biggs' Pianists?!?

    NFL scouts were shocked and horrified to hear that the top-ranked running back in college football, Darren McFadden of the Arkansas Razorbacks, may be "into" Biggs' pianists."Not that there's anything wrong with that," said one uneasily...

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  15. Head Coach Interview with Dolphins Goes Poorly

    The Miami Dolphins gave a surprise interview to a little-known candidate and may have regretted it. By all accounts, things did not go well.Bill "Bud" Spencer, running backs coach at Shithead State, said "I don't think I got the job...

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  16. Roger Clemens: That's My Story, and I'm Sticking to It!

    Roger Clemens has revealed his strategy in responding to accusations about steroid use:He's going to lie repeatedly and emphatically until hopefully the whole thing goes away...

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  17. Jeff Tydeman: In Briefs

    These hee-larious observations didn't merit a whole article... BILL BELICHICK COACH OF THE YEARMust have been his dapper sense of sartorial style or general likability that put him over the top...

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  18. West Virginia Got Way Too Drunk Last Night—And Hired Bill Stewart

    Here's a transcript of a call this morning between old friends—West Virginia University and Pitt.Pitt: What? Who's bothering me? It's early.WVU: Pitt, it's me, West Virginia...

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  19. Exclusive Interview: Going Global with the BCS

    The following is an excerpt from my exclusive interview with Juatta Morron, the man pushing to extend BCS championship protocol beyond the realm of college football.....

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  20. Cam Cameron Upbeat About Imminent Dismissal

    Soon-to-be-shitcanned Cam Cameron is looking forward to the inevitable."I think it will be a very positive termination," said the future ex-coach of the Miami Dolphins...

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  21. Breaking News: Bowl Game Anticipated by All

    Everybody in this friendly, historic American city is excited about the corporate-sponsored college football bowl game to be played here over the holidays...

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  22. Atlanta Falcons: They Really Stink

    "Hello, A-One Carpet Cleaners. How can I help you?""There's a terrible odor in my house that I was hoping you could get rid of. It's nauseating, like a cross between a meat-rendering plant and a raw sewage backup...

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  23. Dirty Words: Sports Cliches That Have to Go

    The following sports clichés need to be put to sleep faster than your grandmother's yippy, flatulent, incontinent poodle..."UNCHARTERED WATERS"You're an idiot. You mean "uncharted waters," as in faraway seas for which no map yet exists...

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  24. Cooperstown Purge: Baseball Cleans Up the Hall of Fame

    COOPERSTOWN, NY -- The Baseball Hall of Fame is empty tonight, after authorities decided that all former inductees would be judged according to current standards...

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