I'm Irish, but I'm not a leprechaun. I have trouble differntiating between day and night, so don't even try to ask me what the date or the day of the week is. The response will be a blank expression. I eat emo kids for breakfast and goth kids for lunch. They give me indigestion, but I have Tums for that. I hate Mizzou. I mean, I really HATE Mizzou. It is to the point now, that I hate the entire state except for KCMO and STL. I won't even fill up my Jeep between KCMO and STL. I played Halo2 for the first time in my life and realized that I have no future in professional gaming. Life is too short to be mad, so usually I just drink beer. Most people call me short...I ignore them. I'm a soldier. I have 5 sets of clothes and they all look the same. Blue water sucks, but black water is disgusting. Midgets freak me out and there is one that works at the PX. I avoid going there now. Tracers work both ways, so I took all of the tracers out of my mags. I don't eat cake or ice cream, so my wife and mom think that I am weird. NVG's are cool, but they are expensive so I don't play with them anymore either. I love Notre Dame...it is the Irish thing. They let me down sometimes, but I still love them. I used to surf the web, but the rocks broke my surf board. I'm glad that I have running water. I hate velcro. I follow orders well, but don't tell me what to do. Tequilla makes my clothes fall off, so I don't drink it anymore. I loved KU football before it was cool. I can't stand Elvis, but I've always wanted to go to Graceland. When I thought my life sucked, I realize that I still use toilet paper to wipe. The beach is awesome, but the sandbox sucks. I need a steady diet of sarcasm and irony, and lately I have been getting fat off of it. My Jeep is fun, but I realize now why everyone said that I should have gotten a hard top. My appartment is great but my neighbors are idiots. I am a Guitar Hero, but I still can't beat expert.