1. WWE: Chamber Awards, Best and Worst Of Elimination Chamber

    Well just like your girlfriend's Aunt Flow it's back! It's that time of month again, the day after a WWE pay-per-view. That means I'll be handing out pointless awards. Elimination Chamber had its ups and downs last night...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about over 3 years ago 2,676 reads 21 comments

  2. WWE: The Elimination Chamber Edition of the Crystal Ball (Satire)

    It's here! The biggest return of all time. The magical crystal ball is back on Bleacher Report. Now if you've not read one of these myself, I use sorcery and my Jedi mind powers to predict the future of the WWE gang...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about over 3 years ago 1,457 reads 5 comments

  3. WWE: Undertaker? Titles? Special Edition of 'We Have Bigger Issues'

    "The reason people get lost in thought is because they are in unfamiliar territory." With the comeback of The Great One, I thought I'd write a special edition of my ongoing series of nonsensical issues within WWE...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about over 3 years ago 1,256 reads 12 comments

  4. WWE: Elimination Chamber? 2/21/11? Triple H? We Got Bigger Issues (Part 3)

    With all this nonsense about 2/21/11, Elimination Chambers, and Triple H returning, we seem to of overlooked some things. Now if you have read my past articles, you know the drill and may be wondering what other issues we still have to address...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about over 3 years ago 2,228 reads 5 comments

  5. WWE: The Only Thing "Royal" About This Rumble Is That It Royally Sucked

    Edge would likely characterize this year's Royal Rumble as a "big, fat, failure turtle". Had I of paid to see this I would have been furious. However, I digress...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about over 3 years ago 1,870 reads 57 comments

  6. WWE: Nexus? The Corre? Royal Rumble? We Still Have Bigger Issues (satire)

    Well, well, well it's been awhile since I've last wrote an article. To be honest, most of my work is full of sarcasm and Star Wars references, but too bad. You will read this and like it...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about over 3 years ago 3,716 reads 32 comments

  7. WWE TLC Results: Tables, Ladders and Chairs Awards—The Best and Worst of the Night

    It's that time again! Time for me to hand out pointless awards for last night's TLC pay-per-view. Let's get things kicked off with the first ever Golden Ladder Awards. Most Pointless Segment The Golden Ladder goes to (drum roll)...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about over 3 years ago 1,931 reads 25 comments

  8. WWE: 12 Days of Greatness, 12 Moments That Will Never Be Forgotten

    In honor of this holiday season, I've decided to put a twist on the classic Christmas song "12 Days of Christmas...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about over 3 years ago 3,743 reads 38 comments

  9. WWE Crystal Ball, Part Two: Looking Into the Future To See What's on the Horizon

    The crystal ball and all of it's magic is back! It uses sorcery and Jedi powers to predict what's to come in the future, for Raw and Smack Down. Just like last time, this is a "SPOILER ALERT"...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about over 3 years ago 2,336 reads 22 comments

  10. Creature vs. Creature: WWE's All-Time Greatest Rivalry, Undertaker vs. Kane

    In 1997, the Undertaker's younger brother Kane was introduced to the World Wrestling Federation. No one could fathom that these two 6'10" monsters would begin one of the longest ...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about over 3 years ago 2,302 reads 21 comments

  11. CM Punk Is the Most Entertaining Man in WWE

    Last night's Raw may have been one of the most entertaining Raws in recent memory. Not because of the sub-par matches and mediocre promos, but because of the commentary skills of CM Punk ...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about over 3 years ago 3,719 reads 73 comments

  12. WWE: The Miz? John Cena? Who Cares? We Have Bigger Issues

    With all this talk about John Cena being "fired" and The Miz winning the title, it seems some true problems are being lost in the hype. Come on, we get to meet Juan Cena soon, and Miz won with MITB, he's going to be a transitional champion...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about over 3 years ago 4,734 reads 30 comments

  13. WWE Survivor Series Awards: My Reaction To Survivor Series

    This the first annual Survivor Series Awards, otherwise known as the Survivies. I will be giving out numerous pointless awards to people who truly earned them! Best Promo Well, not much competition here, so it clearly goes to The Miz...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about over 3 years ago 2,697 reads 15 comments

  14. WWE: What To Expect From Survivor Series...A Tale of Sarcasm and Narcissism

    Well it's that time of year again! Survivor Series, the red-headed step child of the WWE's Big 4 pay-per-views. With a plethora of mediocre matches in store for us, let's see what the WWE Universe can look forward to this Sunday...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about over 3 years ago 2,511 reads 29 comments

  15. WWE: Looking Into the Crystal Ball To Predict What's Next for Vince and the Gang

    OK, first off I must state this: THIS IS A SATIRE AND NONE OF IT IS REAL. I decided to pull out the crystal ball to predict what is next in the mass confusion that is World Wrestling Entertainment...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about over 3 years ago 1,808 reads 23 comments

  16. WWE: My Reaction to 2010 WWE Bragging Rights

    I am going to start on a serious and positive note. I actually thought Bragging Rights was a decent show, in comparison to the rest of the PPV fiascoes so far this year. Let's take a look back on my thoughts on the matches...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about almost 4 years ago 1,005 reads 11 comments

  17. Top 10 Reasons We Love Sports

    As I sat watching the Yankees falter to the Rangers in the ALCS once again, I was wondering with all the frustration of watching your team fall short, the reasons that people love sports...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about almost 4 years ago 1,289 reads 0 comments

  18. How Fans Are Ruining Sports

    OK, first of all I do not intend to offend any fan or any sport or of any team. With that said, sports need fans. That's a given. They need the support both financially and emotionally...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about almost 4 years ago 258 reads 0 comments

  19. WWE: The REAL Stupid List (More Serious Than You Might Think)

    Oh boy, where to begin? What is WWE doing that is "stupid"? Well I could just simply write an article about John Cena's superhero gimmick, or Daniel Bryan's dancing on Raw last night...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about almost 4 years ago 2,850 reads 44 comments

  20. Mick Foley Really Is Good: A True Class Act of Wrestling

    In my experience with meeting professional sports personalities there have been few guys that really come off as authentically nice people. Last night, I met Mick Foley , he was at Marshall University in Huntington, WV, who jumped all the way to No...

    Nick Bolyard Written by Nick Bolyard about almost 4 years ago 1,167 reads 11 comments