1. Fulham No Longer the Place To Be For Americans

    In the past few years, the place to be for any American playing soccer in Europe was Fulham. Well, looks like that's not the case any more. Of the seven Americans that have joined Fulham in the past nine seasons, only one is left - Clint Dempsey...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 198 reads 9 comments

  2. 10 Hilarious Football Photos To Get You Laughing

    This is the sequel to my successful article, Ten Hilarious Football Jokes to Get You Laughing. Football (or soccer to my American brethren) can brings hours of laughter...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 1,598 reads 19 comments

  3. An Official Apology to Liverpool Football Fans

    Dear Liverpool supporters, By now, you've most likely seen my two articles taking shots at Liverpool. What was supposed to be meant as jokes has been blown into a mini WWIII here on Bleacher Report...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 4,542 reads 36 comments

  4. An Open Letter To All Bleacher Creatures: Let's Get Along

    My fellow Bleacher Creatures, I come to you today not as a Manchester United fan or as a Baltimore Ravens fan, I come to you as a sports fan and a person. Sport is one of the greatest inventions in the history of the world...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 811 reads 18 comments

  5. 10 Photos That Sum Up Liverpool

    This article is a sequal to my previous article, 10 Hilarious Football Jokes About Liverpool. Liverpool—the club with a goose on its crest—is one of the top clubs in Europe. There's no arguing that...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 2,700 reads 14 comments

  6. Real Salt Lake Snaps San Jose's Nine-Game Winning Streak

    As pointed out here on the B/R by David Wilson, the MLS is totally unpredictable. Sunday night's match between the San Jose Earthquakes and Real Salt Lake was supposed to be an easy win for San Jose...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 262 reads 4 comments

  7. One Hundred Articles Down, Countless More to Go

    Okay, first of all, I'm not the one wearing the shirt. I just found the photo when I typed "Bleacher Report" in the photo box. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Thomas...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 326 reads 25 comments

  8. 10 Hilarious Football Jokes About Liverpool

    Liverpool is a club that lots of people love. They're also a club that lots of people hate. I am one of the people that hate Liverpool. Also, I am on this humor streak for some reason. So, I have gathered 10 jokes about Liverpool and brought them to you..

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 111,400 reads 109 comments

  9. Ten Hilarious Football Jokes to Get You Laughing

    Football is an excellent source of amusement. That fact has been proven time and time again by a relatively new Bleacher Creature, Michelle Alves. If you haven't read any of her articles, go and read them now! Then, come back and read this one...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 19,015 reads 51 comments

  10. Ryan Giggs Playing A More Central Role: Is This Good?

    Remeber the days when Giggs ran down the left flank and slung balls into the box for others to score? Well, those days may be over. On Friday, Sir Alex Ferguson announced that Giggs would play a more central role from now on...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 178 reads 8 comments

  11. Who's the Best Captain in Europe?

    The most important player on any team is the captain. Captains don't have to be the best players in the world, but they have to have several qualifications. For one, they have to be respected and influential...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 7,248 reads 56 comments

  12. Great Rivalries In World Football 3: Celtic v Rangers

    When you think of great rivalries in world football what do you think of? Do you think AC Milan and Inter fighting it out at the San Siro? How about Manchester United going for Liverpool's throat ...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 171 reads 26 comments

  13. What's Wrong With These Longhorn Stars?

    The Longhorns of the University of Texas is a Mecca of football. Consistently, they are in the top 25 of any polls. They churn out Heisman winners on a frequent basis. There's just one problem though, all these "stars" turn out as flops in the NFL...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 1,106 reads 19 comments

  14. Five "What Would Have Happened If" Questions to Ask Yourself

    I often look back on my life thus far and say to myself, "I've had a great life." Yet, there are other times when I ask myself, "What would have happened if I had stayed in the States ...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 1,652 reads 49 comments

  15. Landon Donovan Scores Hat Trick as the LA Galaxy Defeats DC United 5-2

    The Galaxy have had a hard time scoring goals as of late. That all changed on Saturday as they defeated the Black-and-Red, 5-2. Beckham & Co...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 376 reads 11 comments

  16. Florida Gators - Tennessee Volunteers: Gators Handily Defeat Vols, 30-6

    Let's recap real quick. Week 1: Gators start off the season with a win against Hawaii, 56-10. Week 2: Gators manages to defeat Miami, 26-3. Week 3: Gators handily defeat Tennessee, 30-6. In it's first away game of the season, No...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 659 reads 16 comments

  17. Manchester United's Love Affair with the Number 7

    Manchester United has had great players come and go. Sir Bobby Charlton, Mark Hughes, and Roy Keane just to name a few. However, none of those players wore the No. 7 shirt...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 18,969 reads 28 comments

  18. 10 Reasons Why I Love Manchester United

    My fellow Man. Utd. fans, We are under attack. In the span of a week, there have been numerous articles blasting our dear Red Devils out of the water. We must fight back and not in the way a certain person did...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 5,051 reads 29 comments

  19. Great Rivalries In World Football 2: Olympiakos v Panathinaikos

    When you think of great rivalries in world football what do you think of? Do you think AC Milan and Inter fighting it out at the San Siro? How about Manchester United going for Liverpool's throat ...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 6,911 reads 42 comments

  20. Nike Swoosh Is Appearing Everywhere!

    The Nike Swoosh is one of the most dominating logos in the world. It's so dominant that it ended up on a statue. Accidentally! In 1963, a young football player named Ernie Davis died from ...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 2,934 reads 17 comments

  21. MLS Roundtable Special World Edition: Are Salary Caps Beneficial?

    Soccer and sports in general is big business. Millions and millions of dollars are being spent each year in just salaries alone...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 569 reads 51 comments

  22. Thomas's Top 20 College Football Jerseys

    If you've been here on Bleacher Report for the past few months, you realize that people have written articles about the best-looking football helmets. That's all fine and dandy, but what I wonder is why no one has done jerseys yet...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 14,768 reads 56 comments

  23. Great Rivalries In World Football: Boca Juniors vs. River Plate

    When you think of great rivalries in world football what do you think of? Do you think AC Milan and Inter fighting it out at the San Siro? How about Manchester United going for Liverpool's throat ...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 3,543 reads 25 comments

  24. Goalkeeper Allegedly Uses Witchcraft During Match; Sparks Riots and Death

    During a match between rivals Nyuki System and Socozaki, the goalkeeper for Nyuki allegedly used witchcraft in an effort to prevent his team from losing. His action sparked a brawl between the two teams and eventually the crowds were rioting...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 897 reads 14 comments

  25. MLS Player Spotlight: Matt Reis

    What do Brad Friedel, Tim Howard, and Kasey Keller all have in common? First, they are all American goalkeepers; and second, they've all played in Europe...

    Thomas Written by Thomas about almost 6 years ago 1,656 reads 16 comments