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As I wait to die, I like to watch sports and poodles running wild in the park across the street. The oodles of poodles remind me of the Geniuses who listen to sports radio and pass the professional talking heads opinions off as their. They are better than Stat Boi who likes looking at numbers and making wild claims based on "facts" devoid of data points. I sometimes wish I was Oprah so I could smack Dr Phil with an overly ripe melon. My brother is a six toed freak, I need to offer that disclaimer to avoid any conflict of interest.

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    Spunky the Wonder Poodle

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Oakland Raiders, Warriors

  • Favorite Coaches

    Nicholas Colasanto

  • All-Time Sports Moment

    When my six toe freak brother soiled himself at a giants/astros double header

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    Giants/Astros Double header with Old Poopy Pants

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Dick Enberg's use of "Oh, my" over a career. (1,265,721 times)

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Mayo is fattening and The braless heiress makes me hate the candy bar

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Snickers or Sketchers, I'll take a Kia

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Russell had huge....

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    I don't like commies

  • Pele or Maradona?

    I don't like people who star in Stallone Movies

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Fender makes a better amp

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    I thought One Flew Over The Cookoo's Nest was great

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Beau Duke, not just because he looked hot in shorts

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    I like my horse sushi with olives and date rolls

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    SE Penal Conference, Paul Wrecking Crew and Mike Vick

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