Zach: Here are some Viking jokes to fill in the void, of the Packer bye week...Bob G.
Dem' Dar' Vikings
One season, the Vikings and Packers ended the year tied. Every
tiebreaker the NFL had was used to break the tie, but the tie
remained. Which team would be the NFC Central Champion? The NFL office
was consulted. They said to figure it out locally, something like a
coin toss would be fine. Well, Minnesota and Wisconsin being the
fishing states they are, someone got the idea of a 3-day fishing
contest. Both teams agreed.
On the first day, the Packers caught 100 fish, while the Vikings
caught none. On the second day, the Packers again caught fish, 200
this time. Once again, the Vikings were skunked. Things were looking
bad for the Vikings - the Viking coach was desperate. He called one of
his players aside, and dressed him in green and gold. "Go over to the
Packer camp and find out what they're doing!" he was told.
The Viking player returned a couple of hours later. "I know what
they're doing Coach!" he reported excitedly. "Well what is it? asked
"They're drilling holes thru the ice!"
A Vikings football fan was almost killed in a tragic horse accident.
He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Thankfully
the manager of the K-Mart store came out and unplugged it.
Q. How do the Vikings count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. How do you keep a Viking out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts!
Q. Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado?
A. To the Metrodome - there's never a touchdown!
Q. What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief!
Q. Why doesn't St. Paul have a professional football team?
A. Because then Minneapolis would want one!
Q. What's the difference between the Vikings and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!
Q. How many Vikings does it take to win a SuperBowl?
A. Nobody knows!
Q. What do the Vikings and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
This is your dedicated fan, Bob Greiling. Check this out, I believe you will get a kick out of it..." Hitler reacts to Moss' departure"...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2pcuLOk6Wc ...drop me a line on what you thoght of it. Bucky kicks the Boilermakers ass!