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Minnesota Twins Problems Run Deep as a Foxhole
There have been countless articles written about the Twins ‘ failures this season. Some blame the offense. Some blame the pitching. Some blame the injuries. Some blame Ron Gardenhire...
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Joe Mauer's Minnesota Twins Medical Dictionary
Bi-lateral leg weakness. Wow. If you called into and told your boss you couldn’t make it one day (much less the month that Mauer is going on) due to bi-lateral leg weakness you would be A...
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The Last Vestige of Human Drama: Introducing the Mute Test
TV quality is declining in this country at an alarming rate. I’m not speaking in terms of morality; rather I am speaking strictly from an originality and character standpoint...
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Minnesota Twins Face Trap Season in 2011
In sports, when a team looks too far ahead or dwells too much on what has already happened, they often fail in the present...
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Top Ten Zen Storylines Of The NFL's Second Half
In this village, a little boy is given a gift of a horse. The villagers all say, "Isn't that fabulous? Isn't that wonderful? What a wonderful gift." The Zen master says, "We'll see...
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NBA Season 2010-2011: Redefining The Definition Of Clutch
A few weeks ago, my buddy Sundermann and I got into a serious discussion about LeBron James. For the first time in it seemed months, we didn't talk about "The Decision" or how D-Wade, LeBron and Bosh will co-exist...
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Minnesota Sports: The Vikings, Twins, Wolves, and The Disease Of Less
I love Minnesota. I don't care if people make fun of me for it. We are among the most unique people in this country. We are resilient, tough, genuine and a little goofy. We are supportive, prideful and almost loyal to a fault...
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MLB Playoffs 2010: Raised on the Radio
My friends always ask me how I know all the words to every song on the radio. I explain to them that I was raised on the radio...
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Moss Possibly to Minnesota, But Are The Vikings Trading For The Right Patriot?
Before we get started let me say that I don't hate the idea of this trade. If they got Moss for the right price, he might be a big time game changer. In addition he could be the spark that gets the Old Gunslinger on the right track...
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NFL Fantasy Football: How Guys Like Aaron Rodgers Killed The NFL's Morality Play
I can't do Fantasy Football. I have tried. I know I would like it, but every time I have tried it, I always end up as "That Guy". You know the guy that hasn't updated his roster in weeks...
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Adrian Peterson, Toby Gerhart and Brad Childress' Contingency Plan
Contingency. Such plans are always made, and if all goes according to plan, no one else has to know about them. Vikings head coach Brad Childress is about to unveil to the world his contingency plan...
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The Jealous Fan: Brett Favre, Aaron Rodgers, and The Minnesota Vikings' 16
Vikings fans are tortured. Think about it, 4 Super Bowls...4 losses, The Cowboys Hail Mary Game, The Darrin Nelson Game, The Herschel Walker Trade, 1998 NFC Championship (My Stomach ...
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The Destination Sports Pyramid: Tim Brewster and The Gopher's Problem
I was driving home from Fargo earlier this summer listening to ESPN radio. The topic of the day was the recent passing of legendary UCLA basketball coach John Wooden. Guest after guest called in to share a story about Coach Wooden...
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What Do Brett Favre, The Vikings, and Ronald Reagan Have In Common? Favrenomics
Vikings owner Zygi Wilf is a smart guy. He is a business guy. He understands what moves the dial. He knows that Brett Favre moves the dial. Lost amidst all of this Favre hoopla this off-season has been the Vikings role in all of this...
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Steroids and Shakespeare: Bud Selig's Hypothetical Tragedy
Earlier this year when Mark Mcgwire admitted his steroid use, I couldn’t help noticing how serious everyone was taking this announcement as if it was something we all didn’t ...
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Brilliant Disguise: Brett Favre and The Minnesota Vikings
(Author's Note. This article was written two days before the Vikings opened the season against the Saints.) “God have mercy on the man who doubts what he is sure of...
