Favorite Athletes

AD, Sam Bradford, Frankie Edgar, Reggie Wayne, Wes Welker, Clark Kent, Tony Stark, Bruce Wayne, Bubba Gump, Tony Homo (not), Carrie Underwood, Michelle Beadle, Kirk Herbsqueak, Desmond Coward.. etc etc...

Favorite Sports Teams

Sooners, Colts, Braves, Arsenal

Favorite Coaches

Tony Dungy, Barry Switzer, the CIA

All-Time Sports Moment

When Ron Artest went into the stands and started beating the crap out of Pistons fans. =)

Most Memorable Game Attended

2007 Fiesta Bowl

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

The number of cheerleaders who have swallowed my ball snot.

Ruth or Mays?

Watchamacallit! Love those

Unitas or Montana?

Steve Young or Peyton Manning?

Jordan or Russell?

Lebron Or Kobe?

Gretzky or Orr?

Snow white

Pele or Maradona?

Madonna; Alanis Morissette and Avril LaVigne a close tie for second.

Federer or Sampras?

Billie Jean

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Mickelson. Lefty has class. Nicklaus is a senior citizen... and Tiger is at a gentlemen's establishment or the bunny ranch as I type this.

Petty or Earnhardt?

Dominic Toretto / Roman Pierce

Schumacher or Senna?

Brian Earl Spillner

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

Big XII