I want to start off by apologizing to the fellas who have landed on this page based off of my profile picture. Sorry, I am the GUY in the photo. Sorry to disappoint. But now that you're here...

In no way, shape, or form do I think I'm important, however I do love to talk, and write. For whatever odd reason people find what I have to say to be mildly entertaining or maybe even sometimes making sense. I am a good conversation starter, so if what I'm saying sparks debate or gets people going...then I've done my job.

Aside from long walks on the beach, ice cream, and doing the Cha-Cha Slide at weddings. When it comes to writing, I like random references, humor, uncessary punctuation, especially commas and exclamation points!

I went to Ohio State University (oops, sorry THE Ohio State University, thanks President Gee). Like anyone, I love the college I attended, but as a Columbus resident I was a die-hard OSU fan before my college years. Fortunately for you, the reader, I am not disgustingly biased towards my school, and I try to be fair. I totally understand that everyone HATES OSU right now because we can't seem to beat an SEC team in anything right now. Also, we're always at the top, and just like everyone hated Miami, Oklahoma, and USC earlier in the 2000's, we now share that same fate. I get that and appreciate it, so like Kirsten Dunst, I say, "bring it on."