Nesta Marley

Nesta Marley

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About

I grew up in Madrid, Spain and I'm a huge fan of Real Madrid. When I moved to the states, I became a fan of the teams that exhibited greatness over their counterparts. That simply means Real, The Arizona Wildcat Men's Basketball Team, The Green Bay Packers, and the 1990's Detroit Redwings. I hold allegiance to certain professional players, but all other organizations with the exception of the aforementioned 4 listed esteemed programs are all 3rd rate Organizations that are run by nit wits, and half breeds. I enjoy midget spotting, shooting bengal tigers, and arm wrestling one-armed dwarfs and women. My favorite sporting event to bet on is the Special Olympics.

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    Michael Jordan and Pele

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Real Madrid, Arizona Wildcat Men's Basketball, The Green Bay Packers, 1990's Redwings

  • Favorite Coaches

    Myself

  • All Time Sports Moment

    With one second left in my "Man vs Midget" basketball league, I blocked one of the midgets game tying shots and inadvertently elbowed the poor little fellah in the face and bloodied his meatball little nose

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    1986 World Cup Finals in Mexico City

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    My 758 consecutive arm wrestling victories over midgets, women, and mentally challenged children.

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Mays- Hits, runs, walks, cries, sighs, and triumphs

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Montana's wife is hotter

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan...the best there ever was, is, and ever will be

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    Gretzky is tops son

  • Pele or Maradona?

    No question....Pele

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Roger by a hair over that hairy ape

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Tiger is simply the best

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Umm, which one hit the wall first?

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    Now we're talking, midgets!

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    Pac-10 and Big-10, all others suck nuts

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  • shawn combs posted 965 days ago

    shawn combs

    when will Ron's injury become a big concern to you?

  • Eric Flaxman posted 1130 days ago

    Eric Flaxman

    I read them. Thanks for the constructive criticism. I haven't had any time to respond to them but I will as soon as I get a chance.