Favorite Athletes

Most of the Montreal Canadiens from 1984-1995, Jeter, Mark Bavaro (because who else is going to say that??), Ray Bourque

Favorite Sports Teams

Yankees, Canadiens, Celtics, Giants, Pats

Favorite Coaches

Meh

All-Time Sports Moment

Hard to beat "The Miracle"

Most Memorable Game Attended

I've seen Ivan Lendl's jockstrap. I'm just sayin...

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

There are about a billion

Ruth or Mays?

Ruth

Unitas or Montana?

Montana

Jordan or Russell?

Jordan, tho his douchbaggery is still evident, even in his HOF speech whereas Russell still exudes class (see: relationship with KG)

Gretzky or Orr?

The Great One

Pele or Maradona?

Really? These are my choices?

Federer or Sampras?

Sampras. Federer might be better, but could use some of Pete's humility

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Well...that's tough. If Nicklaus were a sex addict, I'd say Nicklaus...

Petty or Earnhardt?

Um, don't I lose IQ points if I answer this?

Schumacher or Senna?

See above.

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

ECAC? College sports are WAY overhyped in this culture. Why do we pay attention to 19 yr olds who can't read? Seriously. Either these kids are in school, or they're semi-pro athletes. Yes, yes, tell me all about the "student athletes" who do well. Uh huh...and they're all at big D1 school, right? Total crap.