Steve Austin

Steve Austin

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"Why? 'Cause I'm Captain Charisma, b*tch!" - Christian
"For all my peeps, and for all the fools, say it loud, say it proud, Christian rules!" - Captain Charisma
"I don't drink, I don't smoke, and I don't make crappy movies like the Tooth Fairy" - CM Punk
"Cena's fired, he should go do something with his life maybe even become a real Marine" - CM Punk
"Cena even sits on the camera side so he can keep his face on the television" - CM Punk
"Did Cena just come form under the ring?" "I don't know but I swear I saw a giant purple thing come out
from under the ring!" - CM Punk
"Cole, why don't you stop talking. We have two evenly matched superstars in the ring right now and you're talking about John Cena. Let's talk about Daniel Bryan and William Regal"
"Smackdown has a lot of stars. But they all twinkle. I'm a BIG star. I shine." - MVP
"Let the boobies hit the floor!" - Chris Jericho
"Finally, the Rock has come back to Indi...., oh who gives a crap?" - The Great One
"Austin 3:16 says I just whopped your a*s!" - The Bionic Redneck
All hail the two time NWA World Heavyweight Champion, the Instant Classic, Captain Chaisma Christian Cage! 'Cause that's how he rolls!

John Cena: “Your time is up, so lie on down, You won't beat me, so lie on down!
It's Superman boy, yeah I'm flyin' now! You won't beat me, so lie on down!
In case Vince forgot to tell you, I do NOT have to sell you!
You botched a while back, and your biggest push fell through!
My merch is doin' big business, I live this,
It's automatic, I witness, half the sales in my account when I'm finished!
A boulder, couldn't stop me from fightin',
Plus I'd kick out on 2 if you struck me with lightnin'!”

If you close your eyes, your sight will fade like your career,

Should have never left, main events disappear!

In the darkness, you converted to the other side,

And now you're back on Vince's eternal mid carder ride!

So just close your eyes

Deceived by their lies, and what you were told you could be!

Stuck on Tuesday nights, the champ of their third rate TV!

One night in the dark, your chance lit up just like a lamp,

You moved to Smackdown where... they made Jack Swagger the Champ!?

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  • Matt Offermann posted 1383 days ago

    Matt Offermann

    lol pretty much dude

  • Matt Offermann posted 1392 days ago

    Matt Offermann

    hey man just noticed the fan add thanks dude...but one thing i was wondering why is it u havent wrote anything? u just like to read stuff or something? not trying to be mean or anything just wondering

  • Matt Offermann posted 1392 days ago

    Matt Offermann

    lol its ok...ya its matt..ok well ima have to try that thanks

  • Matt Offermann posted 1393 days ago

    Matt Offermann

    dude how did u get the you tube stuff on ur page ..i like the rap battle thing man that was so epic

  • Micheal Robinson posted 1393 days ago

    Micheal Robinson

    You read a lot of my articles and leave great comments, that is why I am a fan.

  • Maria Cane posted 1395 days ago

    Maria Cane

    For those who haven't yet, check out my new article!http://bleacherreport.com/articles/523840-wwe-survivor-seriesrandy-orton-vs-wade-barrett-cautionmore-strong-opinions

  • Rob Belote posted 1397 days ago

    Rob Belote

    Hey man, I've got an article on my site, GuysNation, where we're continuing our WWE PPV prediction contest. Given that you have shown interest in Survivor Series predictions, I thought you might be interested in taking a minute, responding to my article and joining the fun.

    http://www.guysnation.com/survivor-series-2010-predictions

  • Hamster Enigma posted 1403 days ago

    Hamster Enigma

    Here's my new article:http://bleacherreport.com/articles/515640-iwc-critics-who-observe-the-faults-and-errors-of-wrestling-organizations
    Hope you like it and/or comment on it.

  • Maria Cane posted 1413 days ago

    Maria Cane

    Check out my new article!
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/508376-wwes-mc-report-why-the-creative-team-is-naked