1. Playoff Cheats: 5 Out-of-Bounds Plays Inspired by Sal Alosi

    Last weekend, the Jets ’ secret weapon was revealed—it was the genius of Sal Alosi, the team’s now-suspended conditioning coach who extended the field of competition beyond the sidelines by creating a special out-of-bounds play...

    Michael Balton Written by Michael Balton about over 3 years ago 565 reads 0 comments

  2. New York Jets: 4 Secrets Rex Ryan Never Should Have Revealed To the NY Media

    Rex Ryan likes to talk almost as much as he likes to eat, so he always has a lot to say. That habit could be dangerous when a big part of your job is dealing with the New York sports media...

    Michael Balton Written by Michael Balton about over 3 years ago 662 reads 4 comments

  3. CFB: Five Ways To Make The Public Give A Crap About The Heisman Trophy (satire)

    Not too long ago, the American public used to wait with bated breath for the announcement of who won the Heisman Trophy. Not anymore. The award is lucky if it generates a few Tweets and Facebook postings...

    Michael Balton Written by Michael Balton about over 3 years ago 95 reads 0 comments

  4. Rex Ryan: Five Moves He Needs To Make Now To Save the New York Jets' Season

    The Jets ’ 45-3 loss to the New England Patriots threatens to throw the New York team into a tailspin and take them out of playoff contention...

    Michael Balton Written by Michael Balton about over 3 years ago 2,154 reads 16 comments

  5. NHL: How the Devils Can Avoid Being Destroyed By the Kovalchuk Deal (satire)

    At the start of the season, the New Jersey Devils signed high-scorer Ilya Kovalchuk to a $100-million, 15-year deal in order to get themselves back into contention for the Stanley Cup...

    Michael Balton Written by Michael Balton about over 3 years ago 241 reads 0 comments