Dwight K. Shrute

Dwight K. Shrute

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About

Dwight is trained in the art of surveillance, and is a former Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff's deputy.

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    GSP, Steve Nash, Joe Johnson, Larry Fitzgerald, Thiago Pitbull Alves,

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Phoenix Suns, Arizona Diamondbacks, Arizona Cardinals, Philadalphia Eagles

  • Favorite Coaches

    I hate all coaches.

  • All-Time Sports Moment

    2001 World Series - Gonzo Single

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    2001 World Series Game 7.

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    100 Points in a Single Game

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Ruth

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Montana

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    Gretzky

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Pele

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Sampras

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Neither

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Neither

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    Schumacher

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    SEC

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  • Le Maquine posted 88 days ago

    Le Maquine

    Sorry for calling you those names, I just realized you are a GSP fan. GSP is the best

  • Le Maquine posted 183 days ago

    Le Maquine

    Sup fag

  • Le Maquine posted 261 days ago

    Le Maquine

    Oliveira? man at least quote the right person. And you bring the dumbest internet argument of all time (mother's basement) but I'm lame? Listen, this all started because you got all butthurt about my opinion on Brennemen. He's irrelevant and will probably get cut from the UFC. the end

  • Le Maquine posted 268 days ago

    Le Maquine

    Did you enjoy watching that one dimensional lay n prayer get pummeled? I sure did. Get a life loser

  • Le Maquine posted 270 days ago

    Le Maquine

    what's your problem man? Calling me a troll when I was just stating facts, Check yourself boye

  • Amber Lee posted 370 days ago

    Amber Lee

    which ones are you slower than?

  • Dwight K. Shrute posted 371 days ago

    Dwight K. Shrute

    How would I describe myself? 3 words hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer

  • Joe Levitt posted 412 days ago

    Joe Levitt

    Many thanks, Mr. Schrute. You are indeed faster than 80% of all snakes.

  • Matt Overing posted 448 days ago

    Matt Overing

    I'm really excited to see you on Leno tonight. I'm sure you'll kill it!

  • Matt Overing posted 449 days ago

    Matt Overing

    I'm a big fan, Dwight. Favorite quote: "The eyes are the groin of the head."

    You are epic.