Dwight K. Shrute

Dwight K. Shrute

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Dwight is trained in the art of surveillance, and is a former Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff's deputy.

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  • Le Maquine posted 679 days ago

    Le Maquine

    Sorry for calling you those names, I just realized you are a GSP fan. GSP is the best

  • Le Maquine posted 774 days ago

    Le Maquine

    Sup fag

  • Le Maquine posted 852 days ago

    Le Maquine

    Oliveira? man at least quote the right person. And you bring the dumbest internet argument of all time (mother's basement) but I'm lame? Listen, this all started because you got all butthurt about my opinion on Brennemen. He's irrelevant and will probably get cut from the UFC. the end

  • Le Maquine posted 859 days ago

    Le Maquine

    Did you enjoy watching that one dimensional lay n prayer get pummeled? I sure did. Get a life loser

  • Le Maquine posted 861 days ago

    Le Maquine

    what's your problem man? Calling me a troll when I was just stating facts, Check yourself boye

  • Amber Lee posted 961 days ago

    Amber Lee

    which ones are you slower than?

  • Dwight K. Shrute posted 963 days ago

    Dwight K. Shrute

    How would I describe myself? 3 words hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer

  • Joe Levitt posted 1003 days ago

    Joe Levitt

    Many thanks, Mr. Schrute. You are indeed faster than 80% of all snakes.

  • Matt Overing posted 1039 days ago

    Matt Overing

    I'm really excited to see you on Leno tonight. I'm sure you'll kill it!

  • Matt Overing posted 1040 days ago

    Matt Overing

    I'm a big fan, Dwight. Favorite quote: "The eyes are the groin of the head."

    You are epic.