Women. You sure are fascinating specimens. Your lovely fragrances, soft skin, and angelic sleeping posture all come naturally as a stark contrast to everything we are as men...
The 2009 NFL season is officially upon us, and with it comes the first real opportunity for premature evaluations and knee-jerk reactions...
There are harsh realities and truths that people will always choose to ignore. Something about the written word brings legitimacy to previously neglected ideas and notions...
With the Oct. 14 trade deadline rapidly approaching, a lot of teams should be looking to make the right personnel moves that could re-define their seasons...
The Madden Curse keeps on ticking. Maybe the guys at EA Sports figured the Curse would snap since Brett Favre is too old to play the game. It didn't work. It's no longer safe to call it a coincidence...
It's no longer a coincidence that a Denver Broncos' defensive player was lying on the ground writhing in pain every time the New York Jets tried to establish offensive momentum...
There are 22 men on the field, all in the best shape of their lives, using all of their strength in an effort to level the men across from them. The one thing that separates them is an invisible line called "scrimmage...
When Jeff Fisher benched his franchise quarterback and managed to keep his team winning, NFL fans and analysts alike fell in love with his coaching acumen. The Tennessee Titans' 10-0 start to the season made Fisher a runaway favorite for Coach of the Year
The countdown to 2009 is over as a new countdown officially begins. With the New York Jets' 2008 season finished, one of the NFL's most recent annual traditions commences—the Brett Favre retirement watch...
Sorry, people—I will not allow your negativity to spoil Brett Favre's accomplishments with the New York Jets. Favre is going to Hawaii, and he's just as deserving as he's ever been in his long career...
Take a deep breath and close your eyes. Try and imagine Ray Lewis in a uniform that isn't purple, black, and gold. Difficult, isn't it? But don't give up. Keep trying, and imagine Ray Lewis in the green and white of the New York Jets...
San Diego Chargers linebacker Matt Wilhelm made no effort to hide his feelings regarding Jay Cutler to start a recent radio interview. "He is a punk. I'm just not a huge fan of his," Wilhelm told Kevin Acee after being prompted on XX 1090...
Every single quarterback in the NFL is overrated. From the face of your franchise to the young guy who backs up your aging veteran—not a single one of them is worth the mountains of attention they receive...
It's voting season! The air is thick with smug opinions and gaseous rhetoric, and the NFL is doing their part to contribute. Earlier this week, NFL...
There's no need to play coy. The NFL offseason is all about the blockbuster transactions that generate the most headlines and pique the casual fan's interest for longer than a day...
Peyton Manning has continued to build upon his reputation as a player who can't get it done when it matters most. Once again, his team has been ousted from Super Bowl contention sooner than expected, ...
The NFL offseason is one of the most exciting times of the year for football fans. The previous season is over, and it's time to figure out what moves one's favored organization can make to improve...
No one should have been happy when Tom Brady went down with his season-ending knee injury in Week One. As easy as it is to despise the Patriots and their quarterback, the truth remains that we want to see an NFL without career-threatening injuries...
The NFL has become a "what have you done for me lately" kind of league. Some coaches can have long shelf-lives with patient owners...
"Brighter colors, brighter future," were the words Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis used to preface his call with reporters early Sunday morning...
Calling it quits was a hot topic in the NFL this past offseason. The well-documented Brett Favre drama dominated headlines for most of the summer, as fans were divided in their opinions...
The franchise tag is the devil, but that won't stop a lot of teams from summoning Satan himself for his NFL contract negotiation powers before March. There's a difference between great players and irreplaceable ones...
Bah humbug! Pardon me if I don't feel the Christmas spirit this time of year. I'm sulking at my computer, scowling menacingly at the monitor, and hissing at people trying to infect me with Christmas cheer...
"They're making millions! I can criticize them all I like!" Is that so? The disconnect NFL fans feel from the athletes who entertain them is frightening...
When it comes to reputations in the NFL, a player is only as good as his last season. In 2008, a multitude of stocks rose as unknown commodities emerged on NFL highlight reels...
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