Favorite Athletes

The acrobatics of Randall Cunningham combined with the hustle of Pete Rose combined with the passion and fierceness of Brian Dawkins combined with the balance of Barry Sanders combined with the athleticism of Michael Jordan combined with the physique of Lebron James combined with the poise of Joe Montana combined with the effortlessness approach of Mike Schmidt combined with the reflexes of Bernie Parent.

Favorite Sports Teams

Eagles, Phillies, Sixers, Flyers, University of Miami Hurricanes football (when they're not on probation), and the juggernaut which is Jacksonville University

Favorite Coaches

Buddy Ryan, Larry Brown, and I hear Knute Rockne was good for an inspirational speech or two.

All-Time Sports Moment

Phillies win a rain-soaked World Series in '08, ending 25 years of a gut-wrenching championship drought in Philly. Shortly after, I got to witness cars getting flipped over as part of the celebration festivities. Way to perpetuate that stereotype, native brethren!

Most Memorable Game Attended

Beltran boots a ball at Shea in '07, which kickstarted the Mets' collosal choke and an eventual division title for the Phightins.

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

No one's scoring 100 in an NBA game again. The Stilt lives!

Ruth or Mays?

Mays. Wille Mays Hayes.

Unitas or Montana?

Randall Cunningham.

Jordan or Russell?

Wilt Chamberlain.

Gretzky or Orr?

Mario Lemieux.

Pele or Maradona?

Who cares. It's soccer and Americans are too good for soccer.

Federer or Sampras?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? John McEnroe.

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Tiger, once he's neutered.

Petty or Earnhardt?

I live north of the Mason-Dixie line.

Schumacher or Senna?

Who or what?

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

Atlantic Sun.