1. Parodies: Great, Stevie: Arrested Over Bar Brawl with DJ

    Steven Gerrard has been arrested along with five other people on suspicion of an assault on a local club DJ because Gerrard wasn't allowed to have his favourite artists like Phil Collins and Coldplay played at the club...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 6 years ago 103 reads 6 comments

  2. Parodies: Don't Wanna Be Here on This Bench

    Yes I know I was meant to resume next year, but I couldn't wait to release this one because it is a current problem that Robbie Keane isn't getting the chances to play for Liverpool that he deserves...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 6 years ago 79 reads 5 comments

  3. Parodies: Don't Change The Name!

    Spurs are now officially going to build a new stadium only a few metres south and to the right of the historic White Hart Lane stadium.However, Chairman Daniel Levy is going to be naming it after a sponsor...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 6 years ago 121 reads 0 comments

  4. Parodies: The EPL Season 2008/2009 In Song (Compiled) - Part One (2008)

    Below is a list of all my parodies in case you wanted to read/sing more of my parodies which get pushed down the 'most recent list' as time goes on. I have written 20 parodies all about football...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 6 years ago 166 reads 0 comments

  5. Parodies: Zola, Zo-Zo-Zo-Zo-Zola

    This is one of the most challenging songs to parody, but I couldn't resist.The tune is "Lola" by The Kinks. Rhymes with Zola so why not.I don't have an exact theme to this one...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 6 years ago 198 reads 8 comments

  6. Parodies: A Dedicated, Chelsea-Loving Russian

    This parody is a tribute to Chelsea's Russian billionaire owner -Roman Abramovich who proves himself to bea dedicated, Chelsea-loving Russian.My thanks go out to Willie Gannon who gave me the idea of writing a parody to this song...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 6 years ago 224 reads 1 comments

  7. Parodies: Hey Big Spender

    It's me again with another parody.This time, I'm taking a swipe atthe big club owners of this country (if you can call it that).Abramovich, Abu Dhabi, Gaydamak and the like. Tune—"Hey Big Spender" from the musical Sweet Charity...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 6 years ago 183 reads 2 comments

  8. Spurs-Man United: Red And White Whine

    Manchester United got a dose of reality as they ended their trip to North London with a stalemate, which actually wasn't that stale. It was either team's game, but the players only had themselves to blame for not finishing the job...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 6 years ago 179 reads 8 comments

  9. Parodies: He'll Always Be Our Irish Roy

    It came to my attention on Thursday morning that Roy Keane had left Sunderland after completely flipping his lid. His run of losses had become too much for him to handle so he resigned...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 6 years ago 161 reads 2 comments

  10. Parodies: Have a Little Patience (Wenger)

    It's me again with another parody. This time, it involves a very angryArsenal manager and his desire for Weng-ance on whoever's nearest. Tune: "Have a Little Patience" by Take That...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 189 reads 2 comments

  11. Leave Him A Loan: Sign Fraizer, Campbell Permanently

    I demand that Tottenham Hotspur sign Fraizer Campbell after the proposed loaning period of one measly season. Here's the story on him so far: Fraizer Lee Campbell was a complete unknown when he went to play at one of the most well known clubs in the world

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 416 reads 8 comments

  12. Arsene's Whingers: Get Errr...Grip!

    This article is kind of directed at a fellow writer. A die-hard gooner who, as all other gooners, likes nothing more than to constantly have a pop at Spurs. Not naming names, although it does seem tempting...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 434 reads 14 comments

  13. The Carling Cup : WHO CARES!?

    Now that I have your attention... Spurs triumphed over Liverpool for the second time in a row at White Hart Lane thanks to Harry Redknapp's instilling belief and confidence in all players involved...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 452 reads 2 comments

  14. Harry New Year! How Redknapp Has Revitalized Tottenham Hotspur

    Firstly, I'd like to thank Harry Redknapp for taking the team by the horns and giving them the confidence to not only thrash Dinamo Zagreb (let's be honest) 4-0 on Thursday, but to deservedly get a 2-1 win AWAY at Manchester City...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 367 reads 6 comments

  15. English Premier Greed

    Aaaaaaaahh, the internet—one of the greatest inventions of the modern world since the computer. Whether you want to buy something online, check world news or even learn something about ...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 193 reads 12 comments

  16. Spurs-Liverpool: Out of the Red

    What a week full of treats for Tottenham fans this week. First, Spurs get a 4-4 draw withArsenal at Emirates including David Bentley's goal of the month entry...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 367 reads 0 comments

  17. Arsenal-Spurs: Guns Stunned

    Both Arsenal and Spurs fans watched in disbelief as a 4-4 stale mate was grabbed in the last second by Spurs as part of yet another thrilling North London Derby.Spurs started brilliantly in the first half...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 238 reads 7 comments

  18. Tottenham-Bolton: Spurs Bolt Down First Win

    Spurs have finally secured a win in this season's Premier League. A convincing 2-0 victory over Bolton has lifted spirits all around and conveniently raises Spurs fans' hopes in the build-up to next week's clash with bitter rivals Arsenal...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 134 reads 0 comments

  19. Parodies: We Will Survive

    Spurs have finally won a match. A convincing 2-0 win over Bolton Wanderers.This parody goes out to the squad. Should be remotely uplifting.Tune - "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor For months we were afraid, we were petrified...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 261 reads 2 comments

  20. Parodies: "Makin' A Dive"

    I am writing this parody out of total anger and retaliation against the ridiculous players who like nothing more than to dive and do acrobatics just to get ahead and ruin the game like ...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 173 reads 5 comments

  21. Parodies: "I Predict a Riot"

    Another rubbish week for Spurs. Lost to Stoke 2-1 More bodies on the pitch than a weekend in Brixton.Sending offs, injuries, bad decisions from officials.11 minutes injury time...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 144 reads 2 comments

  22. Parodies: We call him Fab Capello (Quite Rightly)

    Just another little ditty. Celebrating the 5-1 triumph over Kazakhstan. I want to hear this chanted at the Next England match...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 180 reads 2 comments

  23. Parodies: We May Be Down (But We'll Get Up Again)

    Just doing my bit to lift Spurs' spirits a little.Tune: "Tubthumping (I Get Knocked Down)" by Chumbawamba. Intro:(We'll be singing if we're not winning. We'll be singing.) Chorus (x2):We may be down, but we'll go up again...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 188 reads 0 comments

  24. Parodies - 'Don't Wanna Be a Football Official'

    It's tough being a referee. I wrote this song using the small bit of sympathyI still have for them. To the tune of "American Idiot" by Green Day:Don't wanna be a football official...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 779 reads 12 comments

  25. What sort of Spurs fan goes to a relegation party on facebook?

    Fair enough if they have a 'second team' which one side of their family supports (even though I think only one should be chosen and stuck with). However, other fans have absolutely no excuse...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 209 reads 0 comments