1. If The EPL Had Computer Viruses

    The English Premier League is full of flaws, just like anything else on this earth. But if EPL teams had their own version of computer viruses, it would look something like this...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 278 reads 6 comments

  2. Manchester City vs. Tottenham Hotspur: Questions for the Media and City

    Just thought I'd have a go at the nay-sayers who have been knocking Spurs non-stop and trying to unsettle players by accusing them of Nazi salutes without good-quality photo evidence...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 323 reads 10 comments

  3. Tottenham Chutzpah Volume II: How Far Can Spurs REALLY Go?

    PREMIER LEAGUE TABLE - MAY 2 2010 Pos Team P W D L F A GD Pts Last 6 Previous years: 2008/2009 2007/2008 2006/2007 2005/2006 Click column headers to reorder columns...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 296 reads 2 comments

  4. Has Shay 'Given' Spurs The Top-Four Spot?

    Yep, that gormless-looking bloke in the photo was Shay Given's replacement on Saturday, the first Faroese (from the Faroe Islands) goalkeeper to grace the Premier League—Gunnar Nielsen...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 681 reads 6 comments

  5. Dimitar Berbatov: Money Well Spent or a Nail That's Bent?

    Dimitar Berbatov—a wasted talent, or a waste OF talent? I have to say he really is an enigma. This placid Bulgarian started his EPL career at Spurs as shiny as an imported German Porsche, but specifically from Leverkusen and for 10x the price...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 594 reads 1 comments

  6. I Got 99 Problems and the Pitch IS ONE!

    I've seen ice-rinks with better grip than the Wembley pitch. In two recent FA Cup semifinals, players were slipping over left, right and center. It had a massive influence on the results which could've been very different if the pitch wasn't so slippery..

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 166 reads 13 comments

  7. Football League Lookalikes (Part Two)

    Some of you wanted another volume...Some of you...might not have wanted another volume...but I've done it anyway. Most of these have been submitted by members of tottenhamhotspurs...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 1,950 reads 2 comments

  8. Spurs' Top-Four Campaign: My Dream Team

    I've always tried to find unique issues to cover when writing a football article, seeing as some writers have already answered the question, "Who's going into fourth at the end of this ...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 627 reads 11 comments

  9. Three More of the World's Most Hated Football Teams

    Andrew Jordan commences this analogy with part one. It got me thinking about which other teams we could put up there on the list. I would put Chelsea up there, Liverpool up there and upcoming hated team, Manchester City...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 5 years ago 470 reads 4 comments

  10. "Capello Was Right to Strip John Terry" - Says Me!

    Not the first time John Terry's been stripped ;) Moving on, Barney Corkhill put forward five thought-provoking questions following his article on this hotly-debated issue regarding John Terry's ...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 5 years ago 173 reads 8 comments

  11. John Terry's Song: Playing at The Bridge (as made famous by Ashley Cole)

    I've been waiting so long for something like this to happen. However, I wrote the lyrics to this song with the assumption that Ashley Cole was going to sleep around a few more times...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 5 years ago 1,718 reads 2 comments

  12. Football League Lookalikes (Part One)

    This is part-one of a creschendo of football player lookalikes. Most of which I've come up with, some may be ones submitted by members of the Tottenham Hotspur forum I'm on and some have probably been done before by others...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 5 years ago 2,028 reads 5 comments

  13. Liverpool-Reading: Liverpoop!

    Liverpool have been flushed out of the FA Cup by the Royals who, for the moment, sit high and mighty on their thrones...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 5 years ago 402 reads 3 comments

  14. Football Players' Answering Machines: Volume II

    This is another compilation of my made-up answerphone messages of various figures in Premiership football. Hope you like them. I think I've captured them in a nutshell quite well...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 5 years ago 166 reads 0 comments

  15. Dumb and Dumber: The Leader of The Pack and The Hughes Mistake

    Dumb and DumberA two-part article from me. It's a bit late, but I've been tied down with a relentless amount of Business Studies homework which I've stopped doing because it's Christmas...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 5 years ago 523 reads 0 comments

  16. Parodies: Harry Redknapp, My Transfer List

    False alarm actually. One more for good measure. Just poking fun at Spurs' WAG-like shopping habits which have never really yielded proportional results at the end of the season (£70m = 20th?)...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 5 years ago 275 reads 2 comments

  17. Parodies: Harry Redknapp-All I Want For Christmas (Is Ruud)

    The January transfer window is coming up and in the run-up to it every six months, rumours fly around like flies around an incontinent cow's anus...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 5 years ago 167 reads 3 comments

  18. Gio-Logical Faults: What Is STILL Needed for the Tottenham Hotspur?

    A while ago, Spurs were humbled by Arsenal at the Emirates through a three-goal and several-sitter schooling, mostly led by Van Persie and Fabregas, who made a world-class darting run through ...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 5 years ago 404 reads 19 comments

  19. Tottenham Hotspur 9-1 Wigan Athletic: A Real Case Of "Latic Acid"

    It has been a terrific day for Tottenham fans around the world and beyond, as the Spurs cemented, screwed, and reinforced (with metal girders) their place in the top four by dishing out a 9-1 shelling to Roberto Martinez's poor Wigan...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 5 years ago 801 reads 16 comments

  20. Parodies: Hey There, Benitez

    This parody is a little serenade for Rafa Benitez during his time of struggle with the club's financial difficulties and its league points deficit which, at the moment, is truly putting the '-poo' into Liverpool...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 5 years ago 298 reads 9 comments

  21. Naming Rights: They're Just Wrong

    "Hmmmmm...what to name a stadium and all stands in it.After legendary players of the team? Nah that wouldn't get any money would it?After all, it is only intangible passion and respect...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 5 years ago 416 reads 36 comments

  22. HOWARDisgusting Volume II: Eduardo Gets Officially Pardoned

    Yes my fellow Bleacher Creatures, it's official. I pardon Eduardo because there are more corrupt/dodgier people than him. Like the FA's officials...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 5 years ago 73 reads 6 comments

  23. Parodies: Ugly Face (Featuring Carlos Tevez)

    I'm sorry, but Carlos Tevez, besides Luka Modric and Wayne Rooney, has to be one of the most unattractive-looking footballers ever. This parody regards Tevez and his possible hidden desires to go under the knife...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 5 years ago 315 reads 0 comments

  24. Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 Birmingham: Spurs Get a Kick Up the Brum

    I went to White Hart Lane to watch today's match for my upcoming birthday.However, I wasn't really brimming with the same confidence I had when Spurs faced Liverpool at the first game of the season...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 5 years ago 222 reads 3 comments

  25. A Football Pundit's Facebook Homepage

    This can probably go on forever, but I'll get second opinions about whether I should carry this on as weekly satirical fodder for football fans around the globe...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 5 years ago 129 reads 8 comments