1. UEFA Champions League: Power Ratings; Who's Going Strong? Who's Gone Pete Tong?

    The Champions League fixtures for the Last-16 have been decided in Nyon, Switzerland. I personally am having a bit of a chuckle at one particular fixture which was announced...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 4 years ago 2,450 reads 32 comments

  2. So What Will Spurs Sing in Stratford?

    Seeing as Chas and Dave are no longer together, they have assigned the responsibility of head chant-writer to ME! Yep, here I am again, Weird Dave Stankovic (a subsidiary of Weird ...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 4 years ago 163 reads 0 comments

  3. Hughton, We Have a Problem

    Mike Ashley—Fat Controller. And NO, he is not a Spurs fan, contrary to popular belief. He hates Spurs apparently...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 4 years ago 154 reads 0 comments

  4. Should Spurs Add-a-Bayor? Is Our Pure White Club Turning Pink?

    Once again, Emmanuel Adebayor has been linked to Spurs. A year has passed and the newspapers have run out of players to link Spurs to. Therefore, all the names go back into a hat and they pull good ol' Emma out again...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about almost 4 years ago 654 reads 5 comments

  5. Manchester United v. Tottenham Hotspur: Tottenham Player Ratings

    Spurs deserved more than they got tonight. They deserved at least one goal for their trouble. But again, Old Trafford pressure makes officials crumble at silly decisions like a free kick...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 4 years ago 864 reads 8 comments

  6. Tottenham Hotspur vs. Everton: Live Commentary Blog

    Good morning everyone. Welcome to yet another two hours of me talking the hind legs off a donkey. I will be covering today's Spurs game against Everton at 12:45 p.m...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 4 years ago 428 reads 5 comments

  7. Manchester City vs. Juventus: Europa Cup Live Blog

    Manchester City are looking to further their quest for silverware by taking care of Juventus in their second Europa League group game. I'll give the lineups in a moment...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 4 years ago 19 reads 0 comments

  8. Tottenham vs. Arsenal: Arsenal Drain Spurs Reserves in 4-1 Victory

    I have quite a few thoughts on this game. I didn't put them forward last night because I needed the night to recover from what ended up as a pretty depressing experience. It was just the scoreline more than being knocked out of the cup...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 4 years ago 486 reads 20 comments

  9. UEFA Europa League Live Blog: Liverpool Vs. Steaua Bucharest

    This is my first live blog, so please be gentle with me.Roy Hodgson won't be able to play this game with a full deck tonight as Liverpool's star players, Steven Gerrard and Fernando ...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 4 years ago 612 reads 2 comments

  10. Werder Bremen vs Tottenham Hotspur: What Have Spurs Learned?

    They haven't learned anything. If I could start and finish the article like that, I would. However, website powers-that-be demand that I expand on my point. Therefore, I shall...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 4 years ago 258 reads 3 comments

  11. Gallasgate!!!

    A bit late, but forgot to post it earlier, so here it is... I'm well aware of the general consensus that Gallas is very unwanted at Spurs considering his background and what has gone on in that time...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 4 years ago 462 reads 4 comments

  12. Tottenham vs. Wigan: Spurs Disappoint in Poor Showing

    For about 20 minutes I felt rather privileged to be sitting in row number one on the lower east stand closest to the action of the game. However, in hindsight, I'd have wanted to be as far away from it as possible...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 4 years ago 200 reads 6 comments

  13. We Lost To Young Boys...GOOD!

    I'm as big a Spurs fan as the next guy, but when walking home form work yesterday, a thought of great footie-philosophical proportion hit me...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 159 reads 0 comments

  14. EPL Results: How Blackpool, West Brom & Newcastle Fared In Their Return

    It's been one of the most exciting weeks for Blackpool, West Bromwich Albion and Newcastle fans alike. However, West Brom and Newcastle had particularly difficult opponents whereas Blackpool had only Wigan Athletic to contend with...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 467 reads 0 comments

  15. English Premier League: Home Groan!!

    The World Cup exploits of England this year have been rather dismal. The only teams who have had as much of a dismal campaign as us were France and the 2006 champions - Italy...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 598 reads 12 comments

  16. Quickie Quote, Episode I: Peanut Butter or Djalo With my Sandro-Wich?

    Apologies for the laboured headline. I try too hard to be clever sometimes. My parodies would prove that to you...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 313 reads 3 comments

  17. England Football Team Parodies: Hey, Fabio Capello, I'd Play 4-4-2

    Yep, Weird Dave Stankovic has returned with another parody! *fanfare plays, followed by an unenthusiastic interlude of vuvuzelas playing in descending chromatics and gradually quietening*...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 469 reads 1 comments

  18. Germans Messi-Tall Up For Argentina

    Germany have blitzed Argentina 4-0 in a thrilling display of attack, counter-attack, and solid defense ("The Berlin Wall" as I like to call it). In just three minutes, rising star Thomas Müller touched a header on from a free kick...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 741 reads 4 comments

  19. FIFA Rejects Goalline Technology...Totally Unac-Sepp-Table!

    Don't blame it on the sunshine, Don't blame it on the goalline, Don't blame it on the Germans, Blame it on the Blatter! England started off brilliantly against the old nemesis Germany ...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 363 reads 2 comments

  20. 2010 FIFA World Cup: Consistency: A Brief, Non-Specific Word in Your Ear...

    How many times have you heard the word "consistency" used to refer to the capabilities of football players? Do you even know what defines "consistency"? Me neither. It is complete and utter nonsense...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 131 reads 0 comments

  21. England vs. Algeria 2010 World Cup: Inger-Haven't-Learned!

    Fair play to Algeria, some great plays, lots of pace to their game and delightfully, no divers. But they didn't have much of the ball as England wasted their time on it for most of the match...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 377 reads 0 comments

  22. Younes Kaboul: I Owe Youn' Apology

    Dear Younes Kaboul, Let me start off by admitting that—in your first spell at Spurs—I wasn’t particularly blown away by many of your performances when you first joined...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 398 reads 0 comments

  23. The 10 Greatest Number 10 footballers of All Time (at the moment)

    The Number 10 Jersey is currently the new number 9. It was only a few years ago when people were raving about players who wore the number 9 on their shirt...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 29,887 reads 14 comments

  24. Champions' League Final 2010: Bayern-Inter Milan, Ten Impact Players

    As part of the build-up to this prestigious competition's climax, I have put together a slide-show of ten players (five from each team) destined to make the largest impact on the outcome of the Champions' League Final...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 1,840 reads 2 comments

  25. David Villa Signing For Tottenham Hotspur? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Spurs are in the Champions' League, but they're not yet 'IN' the Champions' League. They need to play a pre-group qualifier and they've never been in the tournament before...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 4 years ago 2,991 reads 2 comments