1. A Few of My Favourite Words: A Parody Featuring Joe Kinnear

    Just a little song about Joe Kinnear's colourful vocabulary as used in his Daily Mirror interview.Tune set to My Favourite Things from Rodgers' and Hammerstein's The Sound of Music: Kn*bjuice ...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 747 reads 6 comments

  2. Parodies: Aston Villa (Here Tonight)

    Just showing respect to Aston Villa. I really do like their style of play. Sing the chorus of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson It's Aston Villa, here tonight.And no-one's gonna save you from Agbonlahor's strike...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 254 reads 3 comments

  3. Parodies: "Cheer Up, Stevie G"—Full Version, Not the Same Repeated Chorus

    Oh, I could sit beneath the wingsWhere the scousers always sing.The referee's whistle still hasn't blown.Then it blows and they rise.They all have tears in their eyes.Liverpool just lost and now it stings...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 1,603 reads 2 comments

  4. Tottenham Parodies: Let's Play In First Division

    In the Cup we face LiverpoolAnd everything just seems the same.But we worked something out one nightThat changed our little tiny brains. A small piece of adviceThat took us all these years in the makeAnd we will break it to you now...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 276 reads 7 comments

  5. Should we be refereeing referees!!??

    Well, another dark day for Spurs as they crash and burn, yet again, to Portsmouth - losing 2-0. Maybe Spurs are afraid of heights. I don't know. But they still sit at the bottom of the table (Angry face)...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 138 reads 6 comments

  6. Parodies: "Take a Chance on Me" (Featuring Frazier Campbell)

    (After the word "sub" (Continuous):"Take a chance, take a chance,take a ch-chance)If you make a sub, I'm the first in line.You got me for free.Take a chance on me. If you need me,Let me know...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 225 reads 1 comments

  7. Tottenham Parodies: Bulgarian Rhapsody - Berbatov going to Man.U

    Is this the real life.Is this just fantasy.Caught in a transfer.Didn't leave Spurs until Tuesday. Going to Old T-R-A-F-F-O-R-D...I'm just a poor boy.I'm always moodyCoz I'm easy come, easy go...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 669 reads 5 comments

  8. Parodies - Money Money Money (Featuring Mike Ashley)

    I drink all night.I eat all dayAnd pay the players I have to pay.Ain't it sad. 300mil turns out to beNot a single pound that's left for me.That's too bad. In my dreams, I have a plan...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 359 reads 5 comments

  9. Tottenham Parodies: We Believe In Ramos

    We have a dreamOf Champions' LeagueTo help us copeWith anything.If we see the wonderOf such fairy tales,We can see the futureIf this season we fail...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 267 reads 5 comments

  10. We Are the Champions: Yet Another Parody

    We've paid lots of cashTime after time.We've chanted sentencesBut none of them rhyme.And bad mistakes.We've made a few.We've had our matches blow up in our faceBut now we've come through.(As we always chant—Come...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 611 reads 5 comments

  11. Parodies: Third Response to Mr. Brightside

    If we were top of the leagueWe'd be doing just fine.Gotta gotta go down.'Coz we lost it all.It started out with a kick.How did it end up like this?It was only a kick.It was only a kick...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 153 reads 0 comments

  12. Parodies: John Terry "Slipping in the Rain"

    I'm slipping in the rain, just slipping in the rainOn a Champions' League final, with Man Utd again.They're laughing at meFrom stands up above.The light was in my eyesAs I f**ked the trophy up...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 204 reads 1 comments

  13. Fergie, Let Me Go Parodies: Part Two

    Please Release Me (Let me go) Please release me. Let me go.I don't want to play here anymore.To waste my dives would be a sin.Release me and I'll be happy again. I have found a new club, dear...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 135 reads 3 comments

  14. Fergie, Let Me Go Parodies: Part One

    Fergie, Just Let Me Go!Fergie, just let me go.My ankle hurts, I tell you so.It's the last time I'll go on your pitch.Fergie, just let me go. Your record was not the best, I betYou only got better since we met...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 120 reads 3 comments

  15. Second Response to Mr. Brightside Parody: "Our Relegation"

    In the Premier League, we're going doooown (Talk about our relegation).Just because Spurs can't get off the groouund (Talk about our relegation).Every other team has scored more goals (Talk about our relegation)...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 235 reads 4 comments

  16. Response to Mr. Brightside Parody: "Relegation"

    Easy losingMade the Spurs fansLose their patience Bottom of the table,Behind West BromIt just looks wrong Relegation, relegationWe'll never win the league Relegation, relegationWe'll ...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 180 reads 6 comments

  17. Just Not The Right Tyne For Celebrating

    This morning, I was joking with my friends about how tonight's match between Spurs and Newcastle would pan out. I thought it would look like watching two cowboys trying to shoot each other with unloaded guns...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 99 reads 0 comments

  18. Killa Villa

    Aston Villa celebrated victory over Spurs at White Hart Lane after two previous draws. All of the last three meetings between the two sides have been as tense as Fearne Britton’s gastric ...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 535 reads 7 comments

  19. Dimitar Berbatov: Signed, Sealed, Delivered—He's Yours!

    Just a short thought—Now that Dimitar Berbatov has gone for a cool £30.75 million+ and a player who we've never heard of, Ramos and the rest of the squad have clearer minds to work from...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 238 reads 0 comments

  20. Breaking News! Spurs earn a point!!!

    Tottenham Hotspur have saved face and shown signs of improvement today, after holding off local rivals Chelsea to a 1-1 draw at Stamford Bridge. Chelsea's 100% win streak at home, which they had kept since last Christmas, was ended...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 317 reads 3 comments

  21. Dimitar Baby-tov

    In preparation for yet another dismal season opening at the lane, Juande Ramos purged the team of many players to streamline the team and get rid of what he considered as either “excess baggage” or just “burdens”...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about 6 years ago 159 reads 5 comments

  22. UP POMPEY!!!

    Portsmouth win the FA Cup after 69 years and it was all down to manager Harry Redknapp waiting all those years as a manager, player and fan to partake in an FA Cup final...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 6 years ago 747 reads 2 comments

  23. Manchester United-Chelsea: Place Your Bets

    I wouldn't have thought that the premier league title race has been this in a long time. Chelsea have been knocking on the door for at least half the season boasting goalscorers ...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 6 years ago 630 reads 0 comments

  24. Tottenham Hotspur: Summing up the Season

    Juande…Juande, Juande, Juande… He’s only been at Spurs for five months, and works with new players, most of which he has never worked with (or planned to work with). It only took 5 months to win a trophy...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 6 years ago 627 reads 0 comments

  25. Chelsea-Tottenham: One Four-All

    Spurs cannot be counted out of a match until the final whistle goes. Wednesday night’s premiership clash with Chelsea backs this point 100%. 4-4 was the final score even if Spurs were never in the lead...

    David Jacobs Written by David Jacobs about over 6 years ago 525 reads 2 comments