brad carter

brad carter

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WAR TIGERS!!!! im a huge auburn fan. I think i speak for the auburn nation when i say that we may not have the best football team but our guys are super hot and look great in their pads. I can only imagine how they look without them! If i was granted one wish I would wish to be the only bar of soap in the community shower in the auburn football teams locker room!

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    greg lue gayness

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    The Auburn Tigers.... gurrrrrrrrrrr!

  • Favorite Coaches

    gene giz on my neck

  • All Time Sports Moment

    when we almost beat alabama last year. moral victories are the best!!!!

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    disney on ice!

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    20 straight cornholeing championships won by me at Auburn.

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Gays

  • Unitas or Montana?

    never been to Unitas so its gotta be Montana!

  • Jordan or Russell?

    jordan sparks all the way

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    Orrr who?

  • Pele or Maradona?

    They misspelled pole! and maradona must be slang for vagina. I prefer the pole.

  • Federer or Sampras?

    I wouldnt kick either out of bed.

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Tiger cause hes part black which means hes got more downstairs to offer.

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    earn hard

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    Well i love shoes

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    sec

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