Favorite Athletes

. . . will stay in school, will behave in the endzone like they've been there before and expect to get back, and will send a message to opponents with the scoreboard instead of twitter.

Favorite Sports Teams

Iowa State Cyclones (NCAA), Chicago Blackhawks (NHL), Chicago Bears (NFL), and Chicago Cubs (MLB/NL).

Favorite Coaches

C.P.R. (Iowa State Football); Ditka! (Bears, ret.); "Q" ('Hawks); Johnny Orr (Cyclone Hoops, ret.); Tommy Lasorda (Dodgers, ret.), Joe G. (NYY).

All Time Sports Moment

Gibson, '88, Game One; totally Hollywood, Babydoll!

Most Memorable Game Attended

Big 8/NCAA Football, on November 14, 1992 in Ames: Iowa State 19, (7) Nebraska 10.

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

DiMaggio's 57. Wait, can I start over?

Ruth or Mays?

The Babe. Then Joe D.

Unitas or Montana?

Could either run Peyton Manning's offense?

Jordan or Russell?

No. Kareem.

Gretzky or Orr?

99. But what about Gordy?

Pele or Maradona?

Meh. -- Cf. Wayne Rooney

Federer or Sampras?

Which one is the pretty Russian girl?

Tiger or Nicklaus?

The Bear. And an Honorable Mention to Ben Hogan.

Petty or Earnhardt?

Driving in a circle isn't a sport; it is what happens when all the parking spots are taken.

Schumacher or Senna?

Auto racing, meh!

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

Big 12. ¡Viva, la doce grande! (Welcome WVU & TCU!)