1. Patrick Willis Shot a Snake and People Are Super Upset About It

    Any snakes, vermin, critters and other beasts of the wild would be wise to stay clear of Patrick Willis and the home he is guarding vigilantly with a pellet gun...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 6 days ago 377,940 reads 169 comments

  2. LeSean McCoy Welcomes Matt Barkley to Eagles by Constantly Calling Him 'Mark'

    LeSean McCoy is making this an awfully eventful offseason—and not with his on-field play, either. As Deadspin reports, the Philadelphia Eagles star running back isn't quite on a first-name basis with one of the team's new quarterbacks...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 6 days ago 485,947 reads 74 comments

  3. Mark Cuban Asks Fans to Help Design Mavericks Uniforms

    Mavericks owner and apparent genius, Mark Cuban , recently asked fans to deliver their finely crafted ideas for new uniforms. It is going as you would expect...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 6 days ago 11,788 reads 20 comments

  4. LeBron James and the Idiotic Fascination with Flopping

    LeBron James ' flopping debate is guilty of suffocating the life out of the NBA playoffs. You can all receive your slap to the face at the door, thank you...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 6 days ago 859 reads 2 comments

  5. Manny Ramirez Provides Adorably Awful Slide in Taiwanese Baseball Game

    There is something so refreshing about seeing Manny Ramirez mess up playing baseball. It means the world is operating in perfect harmony...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 6 days ago 20,582 reads 20 comments

  6. Chip Kelly Kills All Junk Food for Fast-Paced Philadelphia Eagles

    The Chip Kelly era in Philadelphia has begun, and it is far faster and much less delicious. Larry Brown Sports spotted a few tweets that are sure to sadden all of you junk-food junkies out there...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 6 days ago 169,124 reads 138 comments

  7. That Mike Tyson Pigeon Cartoon We All Wanted Is Coming to 'Adult Swim'

    In a move that makes complete sense, Cartoon Network's "Adult Swim" block will soon feature a cartoon based on Mike Tyson and his talking pigeon solving mysteries. Variety (h/t Uproxx ) is the bearer of the fantastic news...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 9 days ago 2,635 reads 0 comments

  8. Robert Griffin III Fans Helping Redskins Star Get Everything on Wedding Registry

    Some may argue Robert Griffin III has everything he could ever want. Now his fans are hoping to make sure that is true when it comes to his wedding registry, right down to the nifty Calphalon kitchen utensils...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 9 days ago 11,954 reads 10 comments

  9. Michael Jordan Once Took on Martin and Charlie Sheen, Because He's the Greatest

    To answer your question: Yes, there is actual footage of the time Michael Jordan took on Martin and Charlie Sheen in basketball, with Dick Van Patten calling the madness...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 9 days ago 20,792 reads 24 comments

  10. Aaron Rodgers Judges Andy Bernard Breakdown on 'The Office'

    Aaron Rodgers played Aaron Rodgers on The Office, and he was actually believable. The Huffington Post spotted the Green Bay Packers starting quarterback on one of the last ...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 9 days ago 17,584 reads 7 comments

  11. This Week in Annoying: The Worst in Sports Right Now

    The NBA playoffs have given us a screamer in San Antonio and a classy lady out in Miami, and those are just two of the more annoying people in sports this week...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 10 days ago 13,149 reads 12 comments

  12. Early-Season Phenoms We Should Not Take Seriously

    It’s no fun being the gloomy ones at the party, but there is no way these guys keep this up. It’s still early this season, which means guys like John Buck are on a solid home-run record pace...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 10 days ago 5,544 reads 16 comments

  13. High School Baseball Teams Lift Car to Save Pinned Girl

    A dire situation called for quick thinking and 16 baseball players willing to lift an actual automobile. KCRA (h/t Yahoo! Sports ) reports Valley High School (in Sacramento, Calif...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 10 days ago 24,901 reads 53 comments

  14. Hip-Hop Star Snoop Lion Proclaims Pro Athlete Pimp Past

    Snoop Lion, formerly Snoop Dogg , claims he was once a pimp to professional athletes, and now our interest has been officially piqued...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 10 days ago 3,768 reads 1 comments

  15. Mystery Miami Heat Middle-Finger Fan Identified as Filomena Tobias

    Following a Game 2 where everyone in American Airlines Arena seemed to lose their minds, one fan decided to berate and flip off the recently ejected Joakim Noah . Her name is Filomena Tobias...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 10 days ago 58,454 reads 198 comments

  16. Louisville Coach Rick Pitino Follows Kentucky Derby with Amazing Marlin Catch

    Rick Pitino 's offseason is shaping up nicely. Yahoo Sports spotted evidence that Pitino is a far better fisherman than he previously let on...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 10 days ago 8,226 reads 3 comments

  17. Manti Te'o's Girlfriend Continues Remarkable Year with Maxim 'Hot 100' List

    Manti Te'o 's girlfriend is so hot right now. Maxim Magazine , much like your wacky uncle and sober bartender, thought to continue something we thought had died long ago...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 10 days ago 305,220 reads 112 comments

  18. Royals Ace James Shields Selling House for $1.15 Million; Deal of the Century

    Any Tampa Bay Rays fans who might continue to miss James Shields can now buy his Clearwater , Fla. house, at one hell of a deal. Busted Coverage spotted one famous abode, at least famous as far as starter homes are concerned...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 11 days ago 1,394 reads 0 comments

  19. C.J. Wilson Reportedly Engaged to Supermodel Girlfriend Lisalla Montenegro

    C.J. Wilson is managing to find the bright side of a lackluster season. The biggest and best news is that he is reportedly engaged to his very wonderful and very beautiful girlfriend, Lisalla Montenegro...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 11 days ago 18,262 reads 11 comments

  20. Yelena Noah: Pictures of Bulls Star Joakim Noah's Model Sister

    The Chicago Bulls are moving along nicely in the NBA playoffs, which has lead to moments that cause those watching from home to stop and wonder, wait, who's that? In a moment ...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 11 days ago 12,766 reads 6 comments

  21. Debating Whether Tiger Woods Is Drunk or Merely Awkward

    Go home, Tiger Woods . You're drunk. Deadspin happened on a couple of reports that led sports fans to one of two very different conclusions: Woods was either very drunk while ...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 11 days ago 39,517 reads 69 comments

  22. Knicks' High-Flying Marvel Iman Shumpert Wears Audacious Postgame Shoes

    Apparently, Iman Shumpert will wear whatever the hell he wants. The New York Knicks, who were dealt a disappointing blow in Game 1 against the Pacers, bounced back to beat Indiana, 105-79, in Game 2 of the Eastern Conference semifinals...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 11 days ago 9,325 reads 22 comments

  23. Iman Shumpert and Derrick Rose: A Tale of Two ACLs

    It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the age of sick, put-back dunks. It was the epoch of sitting on the bench in a suit and tie while all of America shouts ...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 11 days ago 14,214 reads 44 comments

  24. Future MLB Superstars Stuck on Bad Teams

    You can’t have everything in life. Even some of the game’s best, armed with immense talent, are destined to suffer in some fashion for the foreseeable future...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 12 days ago 13,865 reads 33 comments

  25. Chicago Bulls Fans Still Laughing at Miami Heat and LeBron James with Billboard

    Quick, everyone point at LeBron James and laugh. The Basketball Jones spotted a hilarious billboard gracing a very visible section of the Edens Expressway recently. Here, for your entertainment, is Joakim Noah extinguishing King James...

    Gabe Zaldivar Written by Gabe Zaldivar about 12 days ago 28,251 reads 213 comments