Stephen Lurie

Stephen Lurie

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About

Oaktown, no-hops, white boy baller. Shoots like Mullin; rebounds like Tom Tolbert; gripes like Nelly when he has been drinking and not sleeping. Got more game than your momma has Scrabble words. Uhhn.

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    Victor Alexander--that man could eat

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Niners, Warriors, Cal Bears, Raiders when Davis dies, A's, Giants, and Sharks.

  • All Time Sports Moment

    Niners destroy Chargers in superbowl. I won with the points. Scary.

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    A's game 30 years ago when I got a green, fullsize baseball bat

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    That guy eating all those hotdogs.

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Mays

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Montana

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    The Great One got his name from his frat brothers and they have video.

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Pele fool.

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Sampras had better competition.

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Who cares? Make'em play Russian roullette to decide.

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Who cares? Make'em play Russian roullette to decide.

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    Who cares? Make'em play Russian roullette to decide.

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    Pac 10

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