During the time of my birth, legendary stories have been told of 3 Wisemen visiting the labor delivery room of a newly born child. Upon entering my room, they showered me with the gifts of Statistics, Humor and the most recent day's Sports newspaper section. These gifts have flourished into an Analytical Comedian with the love of Sport. Despite all these things, I remain convinced that the Wiseman who brought the Sports section forgot to get a real gift. I thank him anyways.