Matt Marchesky

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I was born in Chicago in May of 1983, but lived in Arizona most of my life. I was back in the windy city from 2005-2008, but have recently moved to the Virgin Islands. I love all sports, with my favorites being College Football and College Basketball.

Favorite Teams:
#1 My Cleveland Indians
#2 My Ohio State Buckeyes
#3 My Arizona Wildcats

Favorite Players:
#1 Tiger Woods. The man performs miracles.
#2 Ray Lewis. Killing people, both on and off the field.
#3 Lebron James. The human definition of talent.
(honorable mentions: Kenny Lofton, Anthony Kim, James Laurinitis)

Favorite Coaches:
#1 Ben Howland, for building NAU, Pittsburgh, and UCLA.
#2 Jim Tressel, for that sexy sweater vest of victory
#3 Philip Fulmer (R.I.P.), for being a classy coach in the SEC, which i thought was impossible.

Favorite Announcers:
#1 Gary Thorne, for his classic calls when i was just a kid in love with hockey.
#2 Gary Danielson, for actually knowing the subject he's commentating on.
#3 Thom Brenneman, for apparently stalking me wherever i go.

Favorite Hilarious Dudes That I Love:
#1 Mike Greeneberg, for being the perfect balance between smart and funny.
#2 Woody Paige, for being the perfect balance between stupid and funny.
#3 Lee Corso, for being the perfect balance between stupid and retarded.

Least Favorite Teams:
#1 New York Yankees, for killing me every other year.
#2 San Antonio Spurs, for being the lamest team west of New York City.
#3 Michigan Wolverines, for being alive.

Least Favorite Players:
#1 Tim Duncan, for being the most boring player alive.
#2 Joakim Noah, for beating OSU at Florida and then moving to Chicago.
#3 Tyler Hansbrough, because he's just a white oaf, and everyone wants to suck him off.

Least Favorite Coaches:
#1 Congrats to Rich Rodriguez, who takes over #1!
#2 Les Miles, for acting like he's angry all the time.
#3 Charlie Weis, for acting like he can coach.

Least Favorite Announcers:
#1 Cris Collinsworth. self-explanatory.
#2 Tim McCarver. ugh...
#3 Troy Aikman/Joe Buck. jesus...

Least Favorite Assholes Of The Current Moment:
#1 Mark May.
#2 ...Mark May. LOL!
#3 Jay Bilas/Steve Lavin (...let them fight it out...)

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