Favorite Athletes

Lee Evans and Pommer from today. Perreault and Tasker from yore.

Favorite Sports Teams

Buffalo Sabres, Buffalo Bills, Buffalo Bisons, Buffalo Bandits. You see? I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

All Time Sports Moment

Frank Reich's SECOND record setting comeback. If you have to ask you wouldn't understand.

Most Memorable Game Attended

Super Bowl XXVII. Yuck. I never saw Beebe track down Lett. I was out in the parking lot getting in a fight with a couple of Cowboys "fans".

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

C'mon. Here's another one you shouldn't have to ask. Ripken's iron man...

Ruth or Mays?

Ruth...only because he has a candy bar.

Unitas or Montana?

Who cares. Neither has a candy bar.

Jordan or Russell?

Jordan. He looks better in his underwear?

Gretzky or Orr?

This is a dumb question. Anybody that answers Orr is from Boston.

Pele or Maradona?

Are these guys World Series of Poker players?

Federer or Sampras?

Yeah tennis...

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Jack would wipe Tiger all over any course.

Petty or Earnhardt?

Who cares.

Schumacher or Senna?

If I don't care about NASCAR, I really don't care about that open wheeled crap.

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

I went to college a long time ago.