After my parents were killed durring the Vietnam War I was left alone and scarred in my small village. One lonely day when i was starving on the streets, I came upon a little baby gourd. This gourd became my best friend, and thanks to its help I was saved from starvation. From my expirences with my bestie gourd I learned how to not just grow the life saving fruit but how to communicate with them. Many years of isolation with nothing but gourds has tought me many things. So now I live in America and i make my lifes living growing gourds, my dream, and I am in love with this gourd, Melany, and I am soon to be married to this beautiful sex gourd.
LOL ur profiles r hilarious!
@Atlanta Hawks Fan, a gourd is a crop, usually a pumpkin, squash, or cucumber
wth is a gourd
At least 3-5 times a day or more
How often do you and your gourd have sex?
Happy Birthday Me!!