My Gourd And I

My Gourd And I

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After my parents were killed durring the Vietnam War I was left alone and scarred in my small village. One lonely day when i was starving on the streets, I came upon a little baby gourd. This gourd became my best friend, and thanks to its help I was saved from starvation. From my expirences with my bestie gourd I learned how to not just grow the life saving fruit but how to communicate with them. Many years of isolation with nothing but gourds has tought me many things. So now I live in America and i make my lifes living growing gourds, my dream, and I am in love with this gourd, Melany, and I am soon to be married to this beautiful sex gourd.

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  • The Durantula posted 183 days ago

    The Durantula

    LOL ur profiles r hilarious!

  • Me and My Pumpkin posted 242 days ago

    Me and My Pumpkin

    @Atlanta Hawks Fan, a gourd is a crop, usually a pumpkin, squash, or cucumber

  • Long gone posted 249 days ago

    Long gone

    wth is a gourd

  • My Gourd And I posted 281 days ago

    My Gourd And I

    At least 3-5 times a day or more

  • Me and My Pumpkin posted 281 days ago

    Me and My Pumpkin

    How often do you and your gourd have sex?

  • My Gourd And I posted 281 days ago

    My Gourd And I

    Happy Birthday Me!!