Me and My Pumpkin

Me and My Pumpkin

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One Halloween night I was walking alone since I was born with no parents and saw a helpless pumpkin get smashed by a hammer. As the pumpkin let loose a blood-curdling scream, I relized what I must do with my life. I started growing and adopting pumpkins, saving them from hazardous environments, and I eventually learned to speak their language fluently. I have been on countless adventures around the globe to protect pumpkins from numerous evil athletes, using my mighty hammer to ensure peace and prosperity for these crops. I became so attached to pumpkins that one day I gave birth to the pumpkin you see in this picture, Baby Boo. Devoting my life to my pumpkin baby and his other bretheren has given me an alternate perspective on the world around us and how beutiful and pure this food really is. #Croplife

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  • Alex Riley is the best 2.0 posted 10 days ago

    Alex Riley is the best 2.0

    Where are you my Pumpkin loving friend?

  • Me and My Pumpkin posted 76 days ago

    Me and My Pumpkin

    I love my pumpkins

  • Me and My Pumpkin posted 182 days ago

    Me and My Pumpkin

    @Indians Fan You're not here to eat my pumpkins are you?

  • Hawks Red posted 183 days ago

    Hawks Red

    lol u too funny

  • Indians Fan posted 186 days ago

    Indians Fan

    hello

  • Me and My Pumpkin posted 188 days ago

    Me and My Pumpkin

    @Atlanta Hawks Fan Hello

  • Long gone posted 189 days ago

    Long gone

    Hi

  • Me and My Pumpkin posted 196 days ago

    Me and My Pumpkin

    @Randy Sorry, I've been on a lot of trips over the winter, including a dangerous expedition to the wastelands of Siberia. I just shared one of my stories on the latest Arod article if you are interested!

  • Randy Moss posted 198 days ago

    Randy Moss

    Yo. My fav farmer. Where've you been man? We need to hear more from the gospel of pumpkin!!

  • Randy Moss posted 243 days ago

    Randy Moss

    @Lebron James: Come on Lebron, show some class man

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