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NFL: Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh Steelers Play the Race Card (Satire)
If Ben Roethlisberger was a white, Super Bowl-winning quarterback for one of the NFL’s great franchises, this never would have happened...
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College Football: Ohio State President's Troubling Comments
The president of Ohio State University has something to say about schools like TCU and Boise State being in the national championship. Like so many opinions pertaining to the BCS bowl system, president E...
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The 10 Most Over-Covered Athletes and Teams of All Time
Mainstream media hype is here to stay. With Twitter, the Internet in general, and 24/7 sports news, we are immersed in sports headlines like never before...
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Fresh Meat: 10 Young Athletes We Know We’re Going to Hate
First impressions are a big deal in life. As they say, you only get one. Many of us get those first impressions from highlight clips on SportsCenter. A running back breaks off a jaw-dropping run...
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NFL: Michael Vick Soaring with the Philadelphia Eagles
Of all things, Andy Reid is going to take a ton of heat for this. In a press conference yesterday, Reid named Michael Vick the starting quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles for the foreseeable future...
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NFL: Ines Sainz, New York Jets, and the Problem With Locker Rooms
For those of you who have been following the Inez Sainz-New York Jets saga, a number of opinions have been expressed regarding who is to blame for her alleged mistreatment in the Jets’ ...
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Reggie Bush: 2005 Heisman Trophy Stripping Is Meaningless
It is being reported that Reggie Bush will be stripped of his 2005 Heisman Trophy. Well, then. Allow me to be the first person to congratulate the Heisman Trophy Trust, for accomplishing nothing...
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Tough Decision Ahead For Pittsburgh Pirates Fans
Pittsburgh Pirates season ticket holders and game attendees, you’re being robbed. And I don’t even mean your stockpile of winning spirit. The Associated Press reports that the Pirates are turning a profit...
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Hokie High: The Top 10 Virginia Tech Quarterbacks of All-Time
To kick off the 2010 college football season, I wanted to renew my acquaintance with Virginia Tech’s program. For me, the years with Sean Glennon were sort of a turd in the punch bowl as far as my appreciation of the team...
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The 10 “Douchiest” Fans in Sports
On Dan Le Batard’s radio show, they play a game with guests called “Douche or No Douche.” Luckily for Le Batard, he works in the sports world, where douches and “douche-ism” is basically a way of life...
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If It Ain't Broke, Don't Break It: 10 Safer Baseball Celebrations
With my Philadelphia Phillies leading Major League Baseball in the number of players placed on the disabled list at some point in the year, I could fill some space with how they can ride out injuries and make yet another late-season playoff run...
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Dez Bryant and Roy Williams: An Indictment of Hazing
Amid the reports that Dez Bryant of the Dallas Cowboys refused to carry the shoulder pads of fellow wide receiver Roy Williams at training camp, one thing stands out. Roy Williams cannot be trusted to hold on to anything...
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Cleveland Cavaliers Fans, LeBron James Haters Need a Dose of Reality
In the past year, the following things have taken place in the world of sports: Ben Roethlisberger allegedly committed date rape and was aided in covering it up by bodyguards and police officer friends...
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Top Five Bizarre Athlete Break-ups and Ex's
We all have that one crazy ex or terrible break-up story. It's a fact of life that you don't always know what you're getting into in a relationship. Imagine how much that's magnified when millions of dollars are involved...
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NBA Free Agency: Predicting LeBron James' New Pregame Rituals
We've all seen the highlights of LeBron James' pregame rituals. From the classic (chalk toss) to the inventive (photo shoot), he can take his show on the road, and even opposing fans buy into it...
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LeBron James: 2010 NBA Free Agency a Fan, Media Creation
If you’re a sports fan, you are under obligation to enjoy the LeBron James saga. Larger and more tedious than Brett Favre’s annual flip-flopping. More pervasive than Tiger Woods’ fall from grace...
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10 Ways Kendra Wilkinson Helps the Philadelphia Eagles Win a Super Bowl
As men, we know who Kendra Wilkinson is for a variety of reasons. As sports fans? Well, just one. That's right, she's the, uh, famous Hank Baskett's wife...
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10 Athletes Better For a Tom Cruise Action Movie than Cameron Diaz
Let’s face it, there are tons of actors and actresses in Hollywood who could out-act Cameron Diaz. She’s profoundly annoying, she apparently spends a ton of time pampering her face and she appears to be on a quest to date half of Hollywood...
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The Ten Stupidest Sports Guarantees of All Time
Over the course of a typical sports year, we see and hear some incredibly dumb things both on and off the field. Tiger Woods leaves a voice mail and text message trail. Chad Ochocinco speaks (at all)...
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2010 NBA Finals: Kobe Bryant As Overrated As Ever
Man, am I tired of seeing Kobe Bryant compared to Michael Jordan, and seeing MVP awards given to him for his reputation, rather than his performance. Let's face it: Kobe's overrated...
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2010 FIFA World Cup: Five Things Worse Than Vuvuzelas
Hate those droning, buzzing vuvuzelas that seem to be going non-stop for every World Cup event? At least you can press mute...
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Donovan McNabb and Eagles Fans' Five Stages of Grief
It has taken me quite a bit of time to come to grips with the Donovan McNabb trade. I followed him when he was the star quarterback for Syracuse. Contrary to other Eagles fans, I was thrilled when he was drafted second overall in 1999...
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Bud Selig Is No One's Bud
Bud Selig is reportedly "very comfortable" with his decision not to award Detroit Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga with a perfect game. Glad we could get that out of the way, Bud. Professional sports' most aloof commissioner remains just that...
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Blackhawks-Flyers and Lakers-Celtics: A Tale of Two Finals
Inspired by ESPN.com's Bill Simmons, I am going to attempt to write a live diary of both the NHL and NBA finals games taking place. I'm in at the last period of both, but thanks to my six-month-old daughter's desire for juice, I'm in a bit late...
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From Armando Galarraga To Jim Joyce, There's Enough Blame To Go Around
It was Armando Galarraga's own fault that he didn't get a perfect game. Not because he didn't pitch well, his pitching was great. It would have to be, for him to be perfect for 96 percent of the game...