Favorite Athletes

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Favorite Sports Teams

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Favorite Coaches

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All-Time Sports Moment

When Ryan Steck lost an internet battle and bawl33ted everything stemming from it.

Most Memorable Game Attended

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Most Unbreakable Sports Record

None of them. Change the rules, and bam.

Ruth or Mays?

OOOOOHHHH, BESUBORU!!!

Unitas or Montana?

Why don't you ask Ryan Steck? RYAN, HEEEZ SO NOWLEJABULLLLL.

Jordan or Russell?

The NBA is rigged.

Gretzky or Orr?

Is this a "who'd you rather" question? I'm straight, but I'd have a beer with both.

Pele or Maradona?

Soccer is football, American football is handegg.

Federer or Sampras?

Be careful! Bleacher Report could ban your IP if you choose the wrong one!

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Nicklaus might win the cage fight. Tiger? Knife fight. Nuclear War? The only way to win is not to play.

Petty or Earnhardt?

Turning left never was done better by both.

Schumacher or Senna?

Now you're just trollin.'

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

NCAA is one of the most corrupt organizations this side of Wall Street.