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A disgrace to the Basketball Hall of Fame….

http://horsetoothed.com/worst-hall-of-fame-wide-receiver-of-the-modern-area/ Back in late November, I wrote the article above, stating that Lynn Swann has no business being in the NFL Hall of ...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 565 reads 2 comments
Back In The Swing of Things: The Sports World This Week

“You will do as the Scorpions have done before you!” - Er, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Fear not my four multitude of readers, for Horsetoothed.com is back in full effect...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 497 reads 0 comments
David Carr: Still Making More Money Than You

“Yeah well you think Polypeptide’s a motherfuckin’ toothpaste!” - Shonte Jr, Me, Myself and Irene The New York “Football” Giants signed David Carr to a 1 million ...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 423 reads 0 comments
Saturday Night Basketball

If you are a fan of basketball on any level, you had many opportunities to enjoy great competition this Saturday evening. UNC/Duke College Basketball was headlined by the Duke/UNC rivalry...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 338 reads 0 comments
Like Scottie Pippen, I’m Sitting This One Out…

Since Amaysing made a post yesterday (meaning his next one will come sometime shortly before we colonize the fucking moon), and I’m going to be wicked busy tomorrow with work bullshit, tomorrow is going to be an off day...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 268 reads 0 comments
News Alertz: Brett Favre Un-retires!

“One more year, Brett! Please, one more year” -United Nations canned reply to this great tragedy Horsetoothed prides itself on providing accurate and newsworthy information to its millions of readers...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 418 reads 0 comments
Letter to China

“Hello, Snotface! Yuck! What happened to you? Look at you. You’re all older. You’re even uglier. Uch. I’m sorry. I’m gonna have to be sick all over you immediately...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 318 reads 1 comments
Glenn Dorsey: Steve Emtman 2.0

Folie a plusieurs: A rare psychiatric a rare psychiatric syndrome in which a symptom of psychosis (particularly a paranoid or delusional belief) is transmitted from one individual to many...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 606 reads 0 comments
Shaq Episode 1: The Foulout Menace

Kiss your season good-bye suckers! This team is about to look as bad as my toilet after eating Filibertos all night...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 316 reads 0 comments
Just another manic Wednesday

“But let’s just forget about all of that. Let’s have a cup of tea, Mr. Hurst.” - Morty, Layer Cake Got quite a bit on my plate today as far as work goes, so instead of a regular post, Horsetoothed...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 190 reads 0 comments
The Fast Track: A Sports Fan’s Guide to Formula One

“Remember that time in tenth grade when we got kicked out of class for playing with Matchbox cars? Who’s the retard now?”—Cal Naughton Jr...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 718 reads 8 comments
This Week: Steroids Are Good for You

Mondays….bleh….who needs them? After an action-packed weekend of Shawn Marion’s debut for the Miami Heat, the greatest Pro Bowl of all-time and UNC only beating Clemson for ...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 1,464 reads 0 comments
Tom Brady and Randy Moss Skips Out On Pro Bowl

Pro Bowl Weekend is upon us and yet again I will ignore this game and forget it was ever played out on Monday when I’m looking through box scores...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 635 reads 0 comments
Amaysing1's Super Bowl Recap

Here at Horsetoothed, we take great pride in writing whatever we feel and also making fun of people in the process. I normally stay in the background and watch as flohtingPoint berates people for, well, not agreeing with everything he says or thinks...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 594 reads 0 comments
Sports Wives: Service Pack 1

A quick update today. Amaysing has a Super Bowl Recap in draft which, given his track record, will be out sometime around the rapture...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 215 reads 0 comments
Sick as Hell and Lack of Updates….

“I’m straight up mentally ill!” - Tracy Jordan I’m straight up physically ill! You know you’re really sick if you cough so much that you make yourself puke...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 191 reads 0 comments
Nice guys finish last, but idiots do just fine

“GENTLEMEN! Fill me full of barbeque sauce because I’m dumb as hell!” - Steve (posing as Dr. Weird), Aqua Teen Hunger Force Last night I was watching “We Were Soldiers” ...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 501 reads 0 comments
Super Bowl XLII: Get Out of My City

“The sign says ‘Glendale’, be we all know this is Phoenix…” - Corey Taylor, Slipknot Most of my “growing up” years were spent in Phoenix, Arizona...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 379 reads 4 comments
Jock Heaven: Hottest Sports Wives

“You’ll always lose money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money” -Black Aristotle Yesterday, Sports Illustrated ran an article on athlete and celebrity relationships...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 5,919 reads 1 comments
MLB Rant: Spare Me, Please

“Boris the Blade, or Boris “the Bullet Dodger.” As bent as the Soviet’s sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it’s impossible to kill the bastard...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 808 reads 6 comments
Dear Philip Rivers…Tone Down the Act

“You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity…” - Bullet Tooth Tony, SnatchDear Philip Rivers, Allow me to start off by saying that I wont be too disappointed if you dont read this...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 410 reads 0 comments
What's Wrong and Right with the NFL Playoffs

FU -Amaysing1 Enough is enough. flohtingPoint has been harassing me because of the horrible lack of posting by me in the last couple of days… Ok…months...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 528 reads 0 comments
A Long Time Coming: Reggie Bush's Tarnished Heisman

“Dinner was being prepared three time zones away on the West Coast on December 10, 2005. Lloyd Lake was sitting in his television room with buddies at his home in Southern California, watching ...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 833 reads 2 comments
Pete Carroll to the Atlanta Falcons? Just Imagine...

Get me the Tuna on the phone NOW! You think I have a fucking clue how to run this show??? As I type this, I continue to pray that somehow the Falcons find a way to sign Pete Carroll...

Written by Horsetoothed about about 1 year ago 335 reads 0 comments
College Football Recap

“It Takes a Nation of Referees to Hold Us Back” - Dave Wannstedt after the Pitt/WVU game.Final Score: PITT 13, WVU 9.This is easily one of the worst officiated football games that I have seen this year...

Written by Horsetoothed about over 2 years ago 271 reads 0 comments

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Horsetoothed Article Archive

A disgrace to the Basketball Hall of Fame….

Back In The Swing of Things: The Sports World This Week

David Carr: Still Making More Money Than You

Saturday Night Basketball

Like Scottie Pippen, I’m Sitting This One Out…

News Alertz: Brett Favre Un-retires!

Letter to China

Glenn Dorsey: Steve Emtman 2.0

Shaq Episode 1: The Foulout Menace

Just another manic Wednesday

The Fast Track: A Sports Fan’s Guide to Formula One

This Week: Steroids Are Good for You

Tom Brady and Randy Moss Skips Out On Pro Bowl

Amaysing1's Super Bowl Recap

Sports Wives: Service Pack 1

Sick as Hell and Lack of Updates….

Nice guys finish last, but idiots do just fine

Super Bowl XLII: Get Out of My City

Jock Heaven: Hottest Sports Wives

MLB Rant: Spare Me, Please

Dear Philip Rivers…Tone Down the Act

What's Wrong and Right with the NFL Playoffs

A Long Time Coming: Reggie Bush's Tarnished Heisman

Pete Carroll to the Atlanta Falcons? Just Imagine...

College Football Recap

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