1. Want to See My New York Giant?: Brett Favre's Nike "Rise" Commercial Parody

    Well, actually not a satire. I think it's stupid how editors automatically put "Satire" before any article placed under "Humor"... Just because something humorous, doesn't mean it's satirical...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about over 3 years ago 533 reads 2 comments

  2. Jay Cutler: Five Reasons He Is Still the Future of Chicago

    For those of you who didn't watch last night's NFC Championship game, the Chicago Bears fell to their 90-year rivals, the Green Bay Packers, 21-14. It was a great game, but as with most conference championship it wasn't without controversy...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about over 3 years ago 1,359 reads 28 comments

  3. Matt Ryan Gets Second Home Loss of His Career as Falcons Fall to Saints, 17-14

    Well, there's not much to be said about this matchup. After a surprisingly low-scoring back-and-forth fight to the end, which wasn't decided until the last few minutes of regulation, ...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about over 3 years ago 1,107 reads 1 comments

  4. Chicago Bears vs. Chicago Bears: How Does Super Bowl Squad Compare to 2010s?

    At the beginning of this season, I projected that the Bears would finish 10-6, win the NFC North and make a miraculous Super Bowl run. Now, if you assume I'm an amazing guru who saw it from the start, you're wrong...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about over 3 years ago 1,022 reads 21 comments

  5. Ode To the King: A Long Overdue Apology To LeBron James

    A few months back, I published an article bashing All-Star NBA player LeBron James for his decision to leave the Cleveland Cavaliers and join Miami Heat . Looking back, I greatly regret writing that article, and have since deleted it...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about almost 4 years ago 655 reads 21 comments

  6. Bleacher Report's New Fantasy Football Game: How to Win

    Recently, Bleacher Report released their new fantasy football game, titled Quick Pick Challenge. If you, like me, are not a frequent fantasy football player, then the idea of yet another fantasy football league isn't really appealing to you...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about almost 4 years ago 966 reads 1 comments

  7. Troy Polamalu Retires in Order to Pursue a Singing Career (Satire)

    This morning, All-Pro Steelers safety Troy Polamalu shocked the world by announcing he would cut his celebrated NFL Career short in order to pursue a singing career...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about almost 4 years ago 3,362 reads 29 comments

  8. Tim Tebow: The Next Aaron Rodgers?

    As I read through several NFL analysts' take on whether Tim Tebow would be ready to play in the NFL, I am noticing a striking resemblance to Aaron Rodgers—a late first-round ...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about almost 4 years ago 1,800 reads 50 comments

  9. Madden 11's Player Ratings: The Winners and Losers

    The Madden NFL 11 player ratings are finally out! Who lost major points due to poor performance? Who gained major points due to great performance? Who's overrated? Who's underrated? ...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about 4 years ago 647 reads 76 comments

  10. Don't Have an In-State NFL Team? Here's Your Guide for Who to Root for!

    There are only 22 states that actually have an in-state NFL Franchise. That leaves 28 states, and millions of people, wondering who they should root for...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about 4 years ago 7,882 reads 8 comments

  11. The Five Most Likely NFL Teams to Head to Los Angeles

    Last December, Jon Semcken III, a representative of Majestic Realty Group of Los Angeles, claimed that there's a 50/50 chance that his company could lure an NFL franchise to L.A...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about 4 years ago 22,134 reads 98 comments

  12. Chicago Bears Running Back Tales: Who Will Make the Depth Chart?

    On September 5, 2010, the Chicago Bears' 80-man roster space will be cut down to a 53-man roster. Alas, their six halfbacks will be cut down to a maximum of four...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about 4 years ago 1,418 reads 3 comments

  13. Six Biggest Gaps For the Wolverines to Fill In 2010

    2009 was a roller coaster ride for the University of Michigan athletics clubs. It had its up and downs, winning and losing seasons, but that's all behind us now. The thing Michigan needs to focus on is their missing players...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about 4 years ago 437 reads 6 comments

  14. Your Guide to Bandwagoning: Chicago Blackhawks Edition

    First of all, I hate bandwagoners. They are the second worse fan base in the league, right next to the Flyers' fans. But, if you're going to pretend that you're a Blackhawks fan, you at least have to do it right...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about 4 years ago 317 reads 16 comments

  15. Can Anything Save MLS?

    Before any of you read this, raise your hand if you actually watch Major League Soccer. Liar! I love soccer. I've been playing it since I was six, and the greatest job in the world would be to play in a professional soccer league...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about 4 years ago 255 reads 15 comments

  16. Johnny Knox: Chicago Bears 2010 Player Analysis

    I really like Johnny. He's probably one of my favorite Chicago Bears right now. One of only two Bears to make the 2010 Pro Bowl, this fifth round draft steal is prone to have a great 2010 Season...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about 4 years ago 1,470 reads 4 comments

  17. Stanley Cup 2010: Chicago Blackhawks End 49 Year Drought, Win in Overtime, 4-3

    They finally did it. After an incredible game that ended with a Patrick Kane overtime goal, the Blackhawks prevailed in a six-game series. As I screamed with excitement, I noticed that the Philadelphia fans were actually booing at the Blackhawks...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about 4 years ago 362 reads 10 comments

  18. 2010 Stanley Cup: Why the Chicago Blackhawks Have to Win

    The Blackhawks are currently leading the Stanley Cup Finals 3-2. They may or may not have won by the time you read this, but here is a list of reasons why the Blackhawks CANNOT let the Flyers beat them...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about 4 years ago 591 reads 38 comments

  19. The Six Most Dangerous NFL teams of 2010

    Everyone is wondering- Who will be the team to beat in 2010? Well, here's my personal opinion. You may be wondering, "Why did you pick a top 6? And not a top 5, or top 10?" Well, ...

    Dmitri Duggan Written by Dmitri Duggan about 4 years ago 694 reads 5 comments