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Bob Costas for MVP

Bob Costas is the king of broadcasting, hands down, no competition. He does it all—so totally cool like the other side of the pillow...

Written by insaneinthemembrane about about 1 year ago 134 reads 0 comments
After Instant Replay Review, Mariners Are AL West Champs

Written by insaneinthemembrane about about 1 year ago 103 reads 0 comments
Willie Randolph Pissed Off

after the new york mets have started to perform better under new manager Jerry Manuel, former mets manager Willie Randolph has attributed his retarted nature and completely screwed up personality as to why the mets were so bad under him...

Written by insaneinthemembrane about about 1 year ago 163 reads 1 comments
Anyone Associated With the New York Mets Is Retarted

Just wanted to point that out. You have no shot to beat the Phillies, you lowlife scumbags of the earth. Hey Fernando Tatis—good luck managing a Denny's, douchebag. Best of luck to Robinson, cancel mowing my lawn compadre...

Written by insaneinthemembrane about about 1 year ago 185 reads 5 comments
New York Mets' Strange Season May Lead to Playoffs

The Mets are expereincing quite a strange season this year. From Willie Randolph being gone, Oliver Perez being inconsistent, Johan Santana pitching well and getting no wins, and David Wright ...

Written by insaneinthemembrane about about 1 year ago 193 reads 0 comments
New York Mets, Philadelphia Phillies Make NL East Pretty Weird, Huh?

All of the sudden the Mets lead the NL East by 2.5 games—come on, Phillies, what kind of stupid stuff are you trying to pull? The Phillies have been picked to win the division for a good part of the year...

Written by insaneinthemembrane about about 1 year ago 197 reads 1 comments
Hello Marlins Fans: Where Are You?

It's really sad that the Florida Marlins have the worst attendace in the majors- this is a franchise that's won the world series 2 times in the last 12 years- the red sox and yankees have also ...

Written by insaneinthemembrane about about 1 year ago 90 reads 2 comments
Phillies Offense Down the Tubes?

As Phillies fans watch the offense the past few months, one question has to be going through their minds: "Where did the offensive firepower of the incredible Phillies offense go?" Well apparently all the hitters in the lineup are flat out inconsistent...

Written by insaneinthemembrane about about 1 year ago 79 reads 0 comments
Livan Hernandez Released: Are Twins Crazy, or Just Really Loaded?

The Minnesota Twins are really loaded with talent, but does it really make sense to release Livan Hernandez, their opening day starter? Now Hernandez gets to pitch for the Rock boys in their ...

Written by insaneinthemembrane about about 1 year ago 559 reads 7 comments
What's Up With Philadelphia Phillies' Jimmy Rollins?

In Thursday's game vs. the Mets, Phillies manager Charlie Manuel chose to bench reigning NL MVP Jimmy Rollins because he arrived late to the game...

Written by insaneinthemembrane about about 1 year ago 312 reads 1 comments
Richie Sexson Reaches Agreement With Al Michaels Infamous 'Miracles' Call

With a .218 batting average this season, Seattle Mariners first baseman Richie Sexson is looking to spice up his season a little bit...

Written by insaneinthemembrane about about 1 year ago 823 reads 2 comments
Rockies and Marlins Play Old School Coors Game

There's a game that took place Friday evening at Coors field that makes you think, 'has the concept of recording an out fallen through the cracks somewhere'? The Rockies beat the Marlins ...

Written by insaneinthemembrane about about 1 year ago 326 reads 0 comments

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insaneinthemembrane Article Archive

Bob Costas for MVP

After Instant Replay Review, Mariners Are AL West Champs

Willie Randolph Pissed Off

Anyone Associated With the New York Mets Is Retarted

New York Mets' Strange Season May Lead to Playoffs

New York Mets, Philadelphia Phillies Make NL East Pretty Weird, Huh?

Hello Marlins Fans: Where Are You?

Phillies Offense Down the Tubes?

Livan Hernandez Released: Are Twins Crazy, or Just Really Loaded?

What's Up With Philadelphia Phillies' Jimmy Rollins?

Richie Sexson Reaches Agreement With Al Michaels Infamous 'Miracles' Call

Rockies and Marlins Play Old School Coors Game

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