Favorite Athletes

Manny Ramirez, Jonathan Paplebon, Phil Mickelson, Padraig Harrington, The Truth, Rajon Rondo, Richard Seymour, Colt Trickle, Clyde Drexler, Arvydas Sabonis, etc, etc, etc

Favorite Sports Teams

Red Sox, Celtics, Patriots, Trail Blazers

Most Memorable Game Attended

Sox -vs- Phillies, June '06... Bottom of the 9th, Ortiz hits a walk off just as it starts to rain. A meaningless game, but I had about 40 bucks worth of Fenway beer in me, and really needed to pee, so it was perfect timing.

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Either the Buffalo Bills with 4 straight Super Bowl losses (way to go team!), or whateve the record for longest time hula-hooping is, 'cause I can't hula-hoop worth sh-t

Ruth or Mays?

Ruth who? I'll take Mays.

Unitas or Montana?

I hear Montana can be a prick. I'll take Johnny U.

Pele or Maradona?

Hmmm... I gotta go with Madonna on this one. For an older woman, she's still pretty hot.

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

Calling yourself the "Big" anything seems a little pretentious, so that eliminates the Big 12, Big 10, and Big East. Meanwhile, the Pac 10 only has 10 teams if you include Oregon State, so the name is a little misleading. As for the ACC, I think it's more like a prison-league than anything else. So I've got to go with the SEC on this one, simply because some of those dudes from down south have gun racks in their trucks and love their teams so much that they don't make players go to class. Also, why wasn't the Sunbelt Conference a choice? What gives?